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ABOUT THE SAME TIME MATT EGAN (aka Meen E) was arrested assaulting a guard in a
LA pyshciatric hospital. He was recognised as the rap gangster wanted for four murders, promptly tried (in front of a cable TV audience of millions), sentenced to life in private jail. The jail was
coincidentally owned by Rupert Murdoch. Recognising Meen's native talent, he sent one
of his aides round to cut him a deal.
<<Oh no you don't!>> Meen E said. <<I think you picked the wrong party. I'm a lover, not a fighter.>>
The aide held up an old-fashioned tubular key. <<Of course, you will be offered incentives. You'll kick yourself if you miss it: it will be the sports event of the century.>> <<Better than being kicked for 12 around the ring by Tyson>> Meen E said.
