This page is called ,Page of Fun, then of course it is fun!U can check out the "Cokes and Giggles" and "Zooming through Space" and there are many micelleneous things loitering around that interest me(eg. funky javascripts).If you have comments on the page,complaints(i hope not),compliments:-)... e-mail me...and remember to sign the guestbook at Jac's Page!! Hope to @@ u soon!
Meet Mr. Push Me!
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? A: It was two tired. Q: Did you hear the one about the Farmer? A: He was outstanding in his field. Q: What did the grape say when he was stepped on? A: Nothing... he just let out a little wine. Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the mustard? A: Turn around, I'm dressing! Q: Do you know why the mushroom was invited to all the parties? A: Because he was a Funguy to have around Q: What do you get when you kiss a canary? A: Cherpes. It can't be tweeted because it is a canarial disease. Q: Did you hear the one about the clairvoyant cow? A: She could see into the future and the pasture.
A ship was sailing on the ocean with a cargo of purple paint. It collided
with another ship that had a cargo of red paint. The crew was believed to
be marooned. Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out
past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his mini-van ran
out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an
obvious error, he replied, "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van
Gogh."
Objective: answer 7 questions correctly. JavaScript required!
