Bare Mid Drifts Must Go

It has come to the attention of certain modesty aware male members of Soda Springs High School that a serious problem has arisen at SSHS.  Girls of all shapes and sizes think it is attractive to show off their bodies, to flaunt the gift that God has given them.  In so doing they cheapen their bodies, they show that they do not respect themselves, and they dicrace their gender.  So, the MAM (Males against Mid-Drifts) has arise.  The members are boys who value the human body, who feel girls ought to be given the upmost respect, especially from themselves, and understand that a bare mid-drift goes agaisnt this idea of respect for ones bodies.  We are committed to leting femles know that the bare mid-drift is is not attactive to us, that no matter how slender or tan the mid-drift it is better respected, apprecaited, and held in honor while covered.  We value females so much, relaize their nature and worth so much, that we will demand no less than a covered mid-drift.  So, this is our goal, to get ever mid-drift covered, to leave no stomach showing, to respect and honor every female by helping them to respect themselves.  While you help us?  Males, please, find it in your heart to help females out, to remind them that bare mid-drifts are not appreciated and will no longer be tolerated.  Girls, we love you and respect you, and so please cover yourselves up.  Help us to respect you by being modest, by giving yourself enough dignity to cover up.  Thank you.

For those of you who do not know what a bare mid-drift is, here are some pictures taken to serve as an example.

And Now, a word from our Highly respected, highly honored, much loved, .

A Litttle PP Presentation extoling the virtues of modesty. The respected honorble lovable President most high J.M. Hart

To all the Females I love, and even those I don't;

    As the President of MAM, I would like to express a few words on the purpose of this site.  The purpose of this site isn’t to incriminate or to make females feel like they have contriteness about them.  It is to merely express our opinions on how the female body should be respected.  We believe that a woman doesn’t have to defile herself to impress anyone.  They just have to simply have respect for themselves and keep their mid-drifts covered.  We believe that by us men, taking a stand and letting the opposite sex know that we do respect them that we will be able to make a difference.  Hopefully they will start to have respect for themselves and cover up their mid-drifts.  We feel this is a very serious problem that has arisen just recently.  It has bothered not only us members of MAM, but also of other similar organizations such as SAHP (Spectators Against Hairy Pits),  BSA (Bare Shoulders association), MATTC (Men Against Trips To Cleveland), and MAPIT (Men Against Public Internal Thermometers).  This important subject has even beed discussed by the FCC (Female Cleavage Committee).  Finally, this is simply a stand on morals.  We would rather see women showing no skin than to expose themselves and show their mid-drifts.  Hopefully we have made a difference in at least one little girl’s heart.  Thanks for your time and support to read all this.  You will be hearing more comments and tips of the day from me in the future.  Just look at the Belly-Button Lint section.  It is located at the bottom of MAM.  Thank you again and remember you can make a difference.
 

                                                                                                                                                                Sincerely,
                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                                                                                 Jeremy M. Hart



When I see a modest girl,.  I look like this.

This is a pictrue of the hottie, Jeremy Hart, kiss at will

When I see a bare mid-drift, I look very sad.
 
 

MAM's Belly Button Lint-- Tip for the day

Just remember, after all this brown nosing I have done about respecting females, I deserve a date to Sweetharts.     -Jeremy Hart