The first mission of the PLO was strictly reconisence, since pinatas coming out of holding facilities are scared speechless, and since once rehabilitated, they ar to scared to talk aobut it, there is no real knowlege of what happens in the House of H-E- double hocky sticks
     So, we sent out fearless servents into the house to gain real knowlege of what ought to be done so that we could liberate the captive pinatas.  What was inside was a gruesome scene.
    In training, the PLO had been forced to witness some of the worst sites this earth has ever had: Richard Simmons Sweatin to the Oldies Volumes 1,2,4,5,6,8,9.  They were also forced to reruns of the Brady Bunch, and also to eat large vats of green beans.  They ahd been through it all, and had learned to be calm and to think clearly during all situations.  But, some things cannot be prepared for.
    To gain entrance to the House of Horror, the PLO  first captured and killed some doughnut salesmen.  Then, they dressed up in teh dougnut costumes, and went into the House of Horror in disguise.  Once they were past the front door, they threw away their disguises and pretended to be escaping pinatas.  They were soon brought back into the pinata holding chamber, and after receicing twenty lashings each, were put into their cages.  But, this was not all.  They were then forced to witness perhaps teh greusom scene anyone has ever had to witness.  There had been a pinata revolt just that day, were several pinatas had tried to escape.  They had heard of The Home For Battered Pinatas and had wanted to get in and be recuperated.  But, they ahd been caught, and were then and there being executed.  It was a greusome scene, but, one member of the PLO had enough thoguht to video it, and to bring it back so that all may witness the attrocities done to pinatas.  Be warend, this video is not for eth faint of heart, it is very graphical and shows the death of a poor helpless pinata, who just wanted to be free.  His name was Ed. Below is a picture of Ed's execution, along with the actural gunfire that killed our poor freind. Sniff, sniff. Note also, the sounds of real gunfire, especially when such gunfire killed a poor pinata, is very agravating. You may turn it off with teh controls to the right of the picture, but remember, poor Ed can never turn off the gunfire that killed him. Sniff sniff.
 

This military style execution so enfuriated all the memebers of the PLO, although, that they went crazy.  They broke out of their cages, and used their knowledge of hand to hand combat to kill the gaured who had carried out the execution.  It was brutal, but he was a murderer.  Here, also caught on teh PLO's camra is what the gaurd looked like after the PLO gorred, bite, scratched, nibbled, and ripped appart the gaurd, resulting in his death.  But, remember, he deserved it, he killed poor Ed.

 

After gaining revenge, taking some more pictures of the Pinata holding facilities, and also a short trip to the john, the PLO left.  Mission 1 accomplished.