G'day, My name is Murray and i'm a little gorilla. I live in Melbourne, Australia with a silly guy called John. One day I was chatting on the internet with a nice lady called Georg (but I call her Auntie Snicky). She was telling me about how NICE the bananas are in Jamaica (I Loooooove Bananas!) She PROMISED to take me there!! Good, hey? Oook! Ook!!.... Only one problem... She thought I was too little to go so far by myself, so John has gotta come too...

Thats really sad, 'cos John is really really boring and doesn't give me enough bananas and is too worried about how much flying to America is gonna cost and stuff like that... Me and Georgi had to really twist his arm really muchly to get him to even think about it. We had to remind him how much God loved him and would supply all his needs, how even tho John doesn't really look after me as good as he should I don't starve 'cos God Loves me and has given me lots of friends like Auntie Snicky who email me bananas anyway! (if you want to email me some 'nanas too, you have to send them to John's 'puter at johncoop@eisa.net.au Address it to ME so John don't get 'em!).