This is Shemara. She is John's 'evil twin's' daughter (does this make her John's evil neice?) I don't think so, Shemara is my Number One Fan! I like her muchly!! and she looks better in John's silly spiky hat than he does! Sometimes John gets onto the Chat Channels, usually the Christian ones in Austnet, and, er... chats.. in his 'Teddles' disguise. (sometimes I chat too, but I'm always 'Murrray') Anyway, for Shemara, here is a chat room bed time story...

Session Start: Sat Mar 14 01:20:33 1998
<dolphin> hi
<teddles> hi..
<teddles> just in time to tell me a beddy bye story?>
<dolphin> are you going to tell me a story?
<teddles> um..
<teddles> once upon a time...
<dolphin> tell me a bedtime story
<dolphin> with fairies in it
 
 

<teddles> there was a beauuuuuutiful princess called princess Sandy... <teddles> she had a magic springtime saxophone... <teddles> whenever she played it, winter would go, and spring would appear in the land... * dolphin is listening <teddles> ..a very handy instrument... <dolphin> kewl <dolphin> the sun <dolphin> how lovely

<teddles> however, this did not please the wicked witch of winter...
<teddles> who, of course, prefered the ice and snow...
<teddles> and sleet..
<dolphin> ahuh
<teddles> and fog..
<teddles> and drizzle...
<teddles> and hail...
<teddles> [besides the witch owned a fluffy coat business....]
<dolphin> :)
<teddles> ..and so the wicked, mean and nasty witch plotted to steal princess sandy's wondrous springtime sax...
 

<teddles> i know, thought the witch.. <teddles> i'll disguise myself as a handsome prince... <dolphin> hehe <teddles> that should work! these silly princesses always fall  for the handsome prince! <dolphin> oh yeah <teddles> well... don't they? <dolphin> that always happens <dolphin> lol <teddles> so she put on her handsome prince  disguise... using a few tricks she stole off the fairy  God-mother... <dolphin> and then what happened? <teddles> well...[dont rush me... i'm making this up as i go!] <dolphin> i'll wait till u think up of something <teddles> she looked at herself in her magic mirror... just perfect... except for the wart on the nose... but you know how hard THEY are to get rid of!

<dolphin> hehe
<teddles> ah, well...
<teddles> so, off trots the handsome prince... er er.. wicked witch...
<teddles> ..with her secret weapon...
<teddles> ..a trombone!!!!
<teddles> thats one of them slidy things....
<dolphin> :)
<teddles> so, she walks thru the woods listening for that dreadful honk honk sound of the dreaded saxophone...
<teddles> HONK HOOOONKK...
<teddles> there it was!!!!
<teddles> under the tall oak trees...
<teddles> and surrounded by cute bunnies and deers...
<teddles> was Princess Sandy...
<teddles> ..and THAT DARN SAXOPHONE!!!
<teddles> ooooooo
<dolphin> ohhh
<teddles> hheeeehheeheeecakcakcak... hello my preeeeetttyyy....
<teddles> said the witch.... then remembering her disguise coffed...
<teddles> and said ahem... 'the beautiful and renown princess Sandy, is it?'
<teddles> 'why yes, yes it is..' she replies...
<teddles> 'and what have you got there?' he asked.
<dolphin> mmm
<teddles> 'its my sax.. ' she said... 'its magic...'
<teddles> it was then he [well her, the witch] pulled out the trombone...
<teddles> 'look at this', he said...
<teddles> 'its MY magic instrument... look , it slides...'
<teddles> the witch blew the trombone, and a warm, round tone came out....
<teddles> ooooooooooooh swooned the princess... 'thats so, so...
<teddles> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... nice!'
<dolphin> :)
                                           
Teddles> her sparkling eyes  grew dreamy as the hypnotic sound of the 'bone filled the woods, filled the clearing, and filled her ears...
<teddles> 'oh, my love....
<teddles> 'my love...
<teddles> 'my darlin'...
<dolphin> 'ohh'
<teddles> she closed her eyes...
<teddles> and just floated in the music...
<teddles> (funny, she thought, when I play that on my sax, it sounds like 'Untuned Malady...')
<teddles> the witch reached for the sax...
<teddles> but as she did, she had to put down the trom...
<teddles> and sandy would come out of her trance...
<teddles> so she had to play again...
<teddles> until the trance was sooooo deep...
<teddles> that even the annoying little bunnies couldn't disturb it...
<teddles> the witch reached for the sax, and drew it from her unfeeling fingers...
<teddles> 'nyeah ha haaaaaa!!!! springtime is mine to control!!!!!!
<teddles> so!!! hehehe NO MORE SPRINGTIME!!!!'
<teddles> ...

<teddles> the witch profited mightily in her wooly fluffy coat business...
<teddles> everyone had nice warm coats, which they needed to wear everyday cos it was always cold...
<teddles> ..and the witch got rich, and lived hapily ever after...
<teddles> princess Sandy spent a lot of time on the slopes with princess Fergy...
<teddles> and her kingdom was unbeatable at the winter olympics!!
<teddles> okay?
<teddles> ..well, actually, as the witch was running out of the woods with the sax, she tripped over a bunny...
<teddles> ..and got the sax stuck up her nose...
<teddles> ..and every time she breathed...
<teddles> spring happened!
<teddles> ...and she couldn't get the sax out, cos she was caught in mid-transform from handsome prince to old hag...
<teddles> ..and that sax became part of her physical being...
<teddles> ..which is why witches have ugly bent noses...
<teddles> ..and dontcha think spring is a tad overated, anyway?
<teddles> hello?
<teddles> well?
<teddles> hmmm.. must've put her to sleep....
Session Close: Sat Mar 14 02:12:45 1998