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More escapes from the hollow earth

Cynocephali are making more appearances, thanks to disruptions in the magnetic fields that have previously kept them contained within cracks and fissures of the hollow Earth for the past millenium.

Cynocephali are dog-headed humans, renowned for their savagery and taste for raw human flesh. Contemporary mythology portrays them as werewolves, but we know better than that.

In past centuries bands of Cynocephali would escape their underground kingdom through caves in the mountains of India, according to Pliny, to ravage and terrorize the countryside. Marco Polo, secretly an agent of beings from the brightest star in the constellation of Piscus Austrinus, used advanced technology to seal them in their own dominion, but now, almost 700 years later, the mechanisms are wearing out. Fluctuations along the magnetic meridians cause brief outages in the containment fields allowing cynocephali to escape.

Cynocephali are not inherently evil. They are another genus of human, much like neanderthals were. The best known cynocephalus is Saint Christopher, the patron saint of travelers and seafarers, and originally called Reprobus.

Subliminal messages embedded in MP3s by ripping software

Software that converts sound into the popular MP3 format is also embedding subliminal messages from extraterrestrials and several government groups. A number of popular programs are known to carry the subliminal messages that (1) encourage the listener to listen to more MP3s, and (2) start reprogramming the neural pathways to transform the consciousness.

Because the same messages are implanted in almost every MP3, it doesn't matter what is being listened to.

With enough exposure, it is believed that humans will start to see other dimensions and be compliant when the Heavenly Hierarchy descends with the Legions of Mercy demanding utter obediance.

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Cell phones used to map buildings and people

An unnamed Eastern European country has developed a surveillance Technology that uses the emissions from mobile phones to map the interior of buildings. Previously, scanning microwaves to were used to map unknown buildings, but caused unfortunate side-effects such as marshmallows in cupboards expanding and small pet rodents exploding.

It is also believed that the modulation of metal containers inside the building, such as refrigerators or beer and soda cans, can allow conversations to heard.

All that is needed for the system to work is for someone to use a cellular phone while in the building. Satellite receivers do the rest. Sources indicate that approximately 1/3 of all buildings in North America and 2/3 of all buildings in Europe have already been meticulously mapped out, and all the conversations and possessions of everyone in those buildings is held in a database that can be accessed through a restricted Internet site. The site is best viewed with Internet Explorer version 4 or higher.

Completion of the project is slated for later this year.

As "events" are recorded they are posted here for further use and instruction.

Don't forget to read the real story hidden in the unsaid of the matter.