This funny old man is Homer's father. He hasn't changed much over the years except that he has become senile. His wife left him because she was caught destroying Mr. Burn's germ lab and she evaded the police. Grandpa told Homer that she was dead. He's always putting Homer down.

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• Work: Retired
• Marrital Status: Devorced, Former loves: Mrs. Bouvier, Bee Simmons
• Favorite Passtimes: Making fun of Homer. Doing old people stuff with his friends.
• Children: Homer Simpson, Herb Powell, (Marge Simpson is his daughter-in-law)
• Age: Working on it.
• Common sayings: "That's gonna hurt come winter"
• Funniest thing ever said: (Bart and Lisa ask grandpa how he got his underwear off without taking his pants off first.) "I don't know!"

This big pork rind eating man is the father of Bart, Lisa and Maggie, and the husband of Marge Simpson.He's a jolly, dumb old ape who's not very smart but knows enough to love his family. (Of course, when he gets angry he strangles his kids :) ) Was a hippie in his time, first marriage cerimony to Marge was very cheap, remarried her later so that he could have a great wedding.

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• Work: Nuclear power safety technician for Monty Burns' power plant
• Marrital status: Married to Marge Simpson
• Favorite passtimes: Drinking Duff beer and watching TV.
• Children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie
• Age:36
• Common sayings: D'oh! Whoohoo!
• Funniest thing ever said: "My name is Homer Jay Simpson? Whoohoo I always thought my name was Homer J. Simpson but this sounds much better!"
• Little Extra Info. and Quirks: He could have killed himself in the power plant 316 times (according to Lenny's count). Enimies: Frank (Grimmy) Grimes, Herb Powell (his long lost brother). Much more coming.
• Awards: A Grammy, Burping, Most wieght gained since High School, Most "improved" body odour since High Scool....(more to come)

This is Bart, Lisa and Maggie's loving mother and Homer's sensitive wife. She is the peace maker of the family and always knows how to solve problems.

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• Work: Currently a housewife, although she periodically she finds employment, such as:
  • Pretzel maker
  • Professional gambler
  • Church "Listen Lady" (or consellor)
  • Realestate Saleswoman
  • etc...
• Marrital status: Married to Homer Simpson
• Favorite passtimes: Helping people
• Children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie
• Age:34
• Common saying: I'll find one
• Funniest thing ever said: Working on it.

This is the troublemaker of the family. This young man is always causing trouble and getting into mischief. He likes to play pranks altough he really is not a bad kid.

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• Work: Attends Springfield elementary in grade 5.
• Marrital status: Um, no, Former loves: Jessica Lovejoy, Laura Powers
• Favorite passtime: Causing trouble.
• Children: I hope not!
• Age: 10
• Common sayings"Cowabunga" (altough he hasn't said it for a while.) "Don't have a cow, man!", "Aye, carumba!"
• Funniest thing ever said: Don't know yet.
• ExtracurricularSawed off the head of a statue of town founder Jebediah Springfield. Decimated the Australian ecosystem with a bullfrog. Deceived Springfieldians into thinking that a boy named Timmy O'Toole had fallen down one of the towns wells. Made a mockery of a school weather balloon launch by transforming the balloon into an effigy of Principal Skinner. Blew Agnes Skinner off of the commode by throwing a cherry bomb into a toilet in the boy's bathroom. Mistaken for a genius aftter swapping IQ tests with fourth-grade class brain, Martin Prince. Forced to make antifreeze-laced wine on a student exchange trip to France. Caused marital discord by taking a picture of drunken Homer cavorting with belly-dancer, Princess Kashmir. Led a war against neighborhood bully, Nelson Muntz. Enjoyed brief, injurious career as a daredevil. Nearly disowned by his sister after ruining her Thanksgiving centerpiece. Deadlocked with Todd Flanders in a miniature golf tourney. Saved Mr Burns's life by donating rare -OO blood. Led a rebellion at Kamp Krusty. Helped clear Krusty the Clown's name and finger Sideshow Bob in a Kwik-E-Mart robbery framing. Became famous on Krusty's show as the "I didn't do it Boy". Finked on Krusty to the IRS for tax fraud. Won an elepahnt in a radio contest. Served a brief stint as Mr. Burns's heir. Sold his soul for $5.

This is Maggie and Bart's sister and the daughter of Homer and Marge. She's an "A" student who loves knowlege and learning. She's a vegetarian and has learned not to force her beliefs on others. She was once called the "Springfield's answer to a question no-one asked."

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• Work: Attends Springfield elementary in grade 3.
• Marrital status: Single, of course. Has dated Nelson.
• Favorite passtime: She's an ecologist in the making.
• Children: none, of course!
• Age: 8
• Common saying: "grade me!"
• Funniest thing ever said: Working on it.
• Extracurricular:Mentored by late jazzman Bleeding Gums Murphy. Busted her father for an illegal cable hook-up. Won Regional Reading Digest essay contest, but lost the national competition in Washington, D.C., after losing faith in government. Served brief term as Little Miss Springfield until she became disillusioned by pagent sponsorship by Laramie Cigarettes. Desired by Ralph Wiggum. Desgusted by the talking Malibu Stacey doll's lack of integrity, coinvented poor-selling Lisa Lionheart doll. All-star goalie in Pee-Wee Hockey. Discovered Jebediah Springfield was a pirate. Assisted Mr. Burns in recovering his lost fortune. Passed the second grade as the first female cadet at Rommelwood Military Academy. Refused to participate in "The Simpson Family Smile-Time Variety Hour."