12/31/98 - Don't drink and drive, and try to be kind to your brain cells. I hope to chat with you all in 1999. Have a safe night!
12/30/98 - When someone you love becomes a memory, the memory becomes a treasure.
12/29/98 - Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.
12/28/98 - Love and putting are mysteries for the philosopher to solve. Both subjects are beyond golfers. -Tommy Armour
12/27/98 - There were many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts being broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream..whatever that dream might be. - Pearl S. Buck
12/26/98 - Three hundred sixty four days until Christmas!
12/25/98 - Four hundred miles in four-wheel-drive is not a good thing!
12/24/98 - My thought for today is.. I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and someone wonderful to share it with.
12/23/98 - If I had my way, no man guilty of golf would be eligible to any office of trust under the United States. - H. L. Mencken
12/22/98 - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
12/21/98 - Drinking 20 Becks makes you feel less than fabulous the next morning. - Slurp
12/20/98 - The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. - G. K. Chesterton
12/19/98 - Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. - Jimmy Demaret
12/18/98 - If I wanted you to know what I was thinking about, I'd be talking to you. - Al Bundy
12/17/98 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. - Saddam Hussein
12/16/98 - Men are like computers...hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
12/15/98 - What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
12/14/98 - The people who gave us golf and called it a game are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called it music. - TV "Silk Stalkings"
12/13/98 - It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain
12/12/98 - The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard
12/11/98 - Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. - Martin Vanbee
12/10/98 - I've been trying to lose my mind for years.. today I finally accomplished the task.
12/09/98 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
12/08/98 - A bird in the bed is worth two on the net. - Slurp
12/07/98 - The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham
12/06/98 - Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than Golf. - Will Rogers
12/05/98 - Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz
12/04/98 - There are three things extremely hard: steel, a diamond, and to know one's self. - Benjamin Franklin
12/03/98 - There are three ways to get something done - do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or ask your kids not to do it. - Malcolm L. Kushner
12/02/98 - Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes. - Oscar Wilde
12/01/98 - All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton
11/30/98 - The invention of the teenager was a mistake. Once you identify a period of life in which people get to stay out late but don't have to pay taxes... naturally, nobody wants to live any other way. - Judith Martin
11/29/98 - Women speak in estrogen and men listen in testosterone. - Matt Groening
11/28/98 - There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature. - Lawrence Durell
11/27/98 - There are three reasons why lawyers are being used more and more in scientific experiments. First, every year there are more of them around. Second, lab assistants don't get attached to them. And, third, there are some things that rats just won't do.
11/26/98 - Men are like horoscopes....they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
11/25/98 - "I'd never want to join a club, that would have someone like me as a member. " - Slurp & the Marks Brothers
11/24/98 - A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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11/22/98 - A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
11/21/98 - If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
11/20/98 - Just relax and enjoy being who you are.. cause that is who you're going to be.
11/19/98 - Happiness is an inside job.
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11/17/98 - A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb
11/16/98 - I'm opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. - Mark Twain
11/15/98 - A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.
11/14/98 - To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
11/13/98 - Any married man should forget his mistakes -- there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
11/12/98 - I will grow up someday.. today is just not a good day.... Darion Jackson
11/11/98 - Forget the dog! Beware of the kids!
11/10/98 - Treasure the love you receive above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished. - Og Mandino
11/09/98 - Men always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle instinct: what they want is to be a man's last romance.
11/08/98 - All good things come to an end.
11/07/98 - Success is getting what you want. Happiness is liking what you get.
11/06/98 - I wish life was easier to live. - Darion Jackson
11/05/98 - The world is not round, and I can see the edge.
11/04/98 - Happiness is not the abscence of problems; but the ability to deal with them.
11/03/98 - "Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. " - Phyllis Diller
11/02/98 - A pessimist is a man who looks both way before crossing a one-way street.
11/01/98 - You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain
10/31/98 - The soul needs friendship, the heart needs love.
10/30/98 - What do you call a man with half a brain?... gifted (sorry guys!)
10/19/98 - A man chases a woman until she catches him.
10/28/98 - Van Roy's Law: An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
10/27/98 - By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
10/26/98 - Drive carefully. 90% of the people in the world are caused by accidents.
10/25/98 - Life is far too short, and memories are forever long.
10/24/98 - Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
10/23/98 - May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
10/22/98 - Never expect more than you're willing to give.
10/21/98 - I might be poor, but I don't have to act like it! S. Medley
10/20/98 - Well maybe I'm wrong about thinking I'm wrong..or something. R.Yeo I'm sure you're right. J.Medley
10/19/98 - The biggest thing in the world... bigger than the ocean & sky...is your heart. do hyun choe, Sugi Master
10/18/98 - The beatings will continue until morale improves.
10/17/98 - I hate it when my game goes naff. - Slurp (what do you suppose that means?)
10/16/98 - Always do sober what you said you would do drunk... that'll teach you to keep your mouth shut!!! Mike
10/15/98 - I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
10/14/98 - If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your parents.
10/13/98 - I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
10/12/98 - No matter how bad things seem, someone else has it worse.
10/11/98 - You can't be late until you show up.
10/10/98 - Fast tonight, for tomorrow you may have to eat your words.
10/09/98 - Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
10/08/98 - Duct tape is like the force - it has a light side, a dark side, and is the stuff that holds the universe together.
10/07/98 - Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
10/06/98 - Don't expect too much and you won't be disappointed.
10/05/98 - It's good to have self-confidence, but important to have a reason for it.
10/04/98 - If ignornace is bliss, I should be pretty damn happy!
10/03/98 - Perhaps sometimes we think too much.
10/02/98 - In this life, always give yourself something to look forward to. - Diana L. Chapman
10/01/98 - Does anyone really like birthdays?
9/30/98 - A woman's best asset is a man's imagination.
9/29/98 - It would be nice if we had total control of our lives... or would it?
9/28/98 - Fantasies can't always take the place of real life, but sometimes they help.(Why do I keep repeating this thought?!)
9/27/98 - Hands on experience counts for a lot in life's knowledge. R. Yeo
9/26/98 - I used to be indecicive... now I'm not sure.
9/25/98 - Chocolate: The other major food group!
9/24/98 - Rules were made to be broken.
9/23/98 - Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
9/22/98 - Everyone has a photographic memory..it's just that not all of us have film.
9/21/98 - A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
9/20/98 - Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.
9/19/98 - If you can't convince them, confuse them.
9/18/98 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
9/17/98 - There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
9/16/98 - If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
9/15/98 - You only nag the ones you love.
9/14/98 - Keep honking, I'm reloading.
9/13/98 - Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Which is the smarter sex?
9/12/98 - What we want is not always what we get.
9/11/98 - It's not so important what happens to you in life, but how you deal with it.
9/10/98 - Things are not always as they seem.
9/09/98 - How can there be self-help groups?
9/08/98 - Poker is not just a guy game.
9/07/98 - He who laughs last is generally a bit slow.
9/06/98 - Home is where we start from. -t.s. eliot
9/05/98 - Speak without offending, listen without defending!
9/04/98 - Appreciate today.. there might not be a tomorrow.
9/03/98 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
9/02/98 - If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
9/01/98 - A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
8/31/98 - Never insult 7 men when you're only packing a 6 shooter. Col. Potter
8/30/98 - Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
8/29/98 - I know I have a mind, I just can't remember where I put it.
8/28/98 - I'm good at giving advice, not following it!
8/27/98 - When your head swells up, your brain stops working!
8/26/98 - I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either!
8/25/98 - When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.
8/24/98 - I wonder who was the first president to be slapped?
8/23/98 - Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
8/22/98 - If you play by the rules, you'll miss all the fun!- Kathryn Hepburn
8/21/98 - Between the two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West
8/20/98 - The issue is not the length of the journey... the issue is how we travel it.
8/19/98 - It's too bad we weren't born rich instead of so damn good looking! - Tres Cuchas
8/18/98 - Don't whine until you're hurt!
8/17/98 - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
8/16/98 -Bad days are a good thing, they make the good days seem that much better! M. Wickwire
8/15/98 - There are three sides to every story. Your's, mine and the truth. This is not from deception, but a lack of perception.- R. Yeo
8/14/98 - Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
8/13/98 - No one is wise enough by himself.
8/12/98 - Life is not a spectator sport...so get out and play!- M. Wickwire
8/11/98 - Be careful of the toes you step on today, they may be connected to the bum you have to kiss tomorrow! J. Blake
8/10/98 - Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their babies! - T. VanAssen
8/09/98 - If we are what we eat, I'm easy, fast & cheap!- M. Wickwire
8/08/98 - Fantasies can't always take the place of real life, but sometimes they help.
8/07/98 - Fate has a way of handing out little surprises.
8/06/98 - Don't take life so seriously... You won't survive it anyway. - Dragon
8/05/98 - You've got to dance like nobody's watching, and love like it's never going to hurt.
8/04/98 - I plan to be a late bloomer...it's the only chance I've got.
8/03/98 - Beam me up Scotty! There's no intelligent life here!
8/02/98 - Take a second look before you leap.
8/01/98 - I always wanted to be something, I wish I'd been more specific.
7/31/98 - It may be that my sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
7/30/98 - Money can't buy happiness... But it sure makes misery easier to live with.
7/29/98 - If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
7/28/98 - The end of one thing is always the beginning of something new... Dragon
7/27/98 - Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.
7/26/98 - I did NOT escape.... they gave me a day pass.
7/25/98 - If life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and salt!
7/24/98 - Worldly comfort is but an illusion; as soon as you think you've got it, it's gone.
7/23/98 - There's no substitute for a real friend...
7/22/98 - Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.
7/21/98 - Friendship means acting with your heart not your head.
7/20/98 - Isn't it amazing how one person can change the course of your life? - John F. Demartini
7/19/98 - How can I be so bad when I'm trying to be so good?
7/18/98 - One's own experience is the ultimate teacher. - Buddha
7/17/98 - Somewhere over the rainbow skies are blue and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true. - Dorothy
7/16/98 - Friends, I think, are more often born than they are made. I don't know in what life we met, but we have known each other a long time. - Unknown
7/10/98 - I refuse to require anyone to be other than they are..Saint
7/09/98 - I'll always love you, but I may not always like you. - M. Wickwire
7/08/98 - It's my world...you just live in it! M. Wickwire
7/07/98 - If you don't want to be nice, you don't have to be nice! - Saint
7/06/98 - Gawd! I love being right, even when I'm wrong. - R. Yeo
7/05/98 - Ya know, there's something to be said for spending time apart.
7/04/98 - Is there anything in life that is certain?
7/03/98 - It's a lot of work to have fun!
7/02/98 - Don't turn my anger into your pitty party!- M. Wickwire
7/01/98 - Be patient. Men are evolving.
6/30/98 - Wherever you are, it's your friends who make your world.-William James
6/29/98 - If we were all created in God's image...What did she use to create men?
6/28/98 - Life is a bummer when your son pats you on the top of your head and says " Yeah yeah.... whatever you say Mom." - Carol
6/27/98 - Life is what happens while you're making other plans.
6/26/98 - If you died tonight, would those left behind know you loved them?
6/25/98 - Call your Mom.
6/24/98 - Be careful where you look...you might not like what you find.
6/23/98 - I not only get mad, I get even.
6/22/98 - Did you know that Father's Day originated in Spokane, Washington?
6/21/98 - Why do people have a need to tell people things that will hurt them?
6/20/98 - I've been listening, but I'm not sure it's helped.
6/19/98 - Sometimes it's better to keep your thoughts from yourself!
6/18/98 - Sometimes it is better to keep your thoughts to yourself.
6/17/98 - Never go to bed angry.
6/16/98 - Is the anticipation better than the actual event?
6/15/98 - There's no place like home! - Dorothy(Wizard of OZ)
6/14/98 - I'm really not here...but you always knew that.
6/13/98 - Should you mix the two?
6/12/98 - Where does virtual stop and reality start?
6/11/98 - Curiousity bites....is a bitch....killed the cat.
6/10/98 - Who's the more foolish...the fool or the fool who follows him?
Obi-Wan Kenobi6/09/98 - Don't go to the woods without a cell phone.
6/08/98 - Who really knows what reality is anyway?
6/07/98 - I had a thought... I just can't remember what it was right now.
6/06/98 - Life is what you make it.
6/05/98 - Sooner or later, we learn from our mistakes.
6/04/98 - Life's a bitch, and she has a lot of sisters!
6/03/98 - No, you can't.
6/02/98 - Can you ever go back?
6/01/98 - Success is the best revenge.
5/31/98 - Is a golf game grounds for divorce?
5/30/98 - Stay out of the bite of the line!
5/29/98 - I might have been born in the morning, but it wasn't this morning!
5/28/98 - The trouble with doing something right the first time is that no one appreciates how hard it was.
5/27/98 - Be nice to your kids... they'll choose your nursing home!
5/26/98 - Be carefull what you wish for...you might get it.
5/25/98 - If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. - Saint
5/24/98 - Moderation is the key word in all things!
5/23/98 - When you ask a woman how things are, and she replies "fine",you know you are in trouble!
5/22/98 - If it feels good..... do it!
5/21/98 - Having abandoned my search for truth, I'm looking for a good fantasy.
5/20/98 - It is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you!
5/19/98 - Just because you're winning, doesn't mean you're the lucky one.
5/18/98 - Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
5/16/98 - Youth is not a time of life, it's a state of mind.
5/15/98 - Reality is over-rated!
5/14/98 - Don't ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer.
5/13/98 - How old would you be, if you didn't know how old you were?
5/12/98 - Don't confuse what I have just said, with what I mean.
5/11/98 - You can hurt yourself if you run with scissors!
5/10/98 - What you think you have said, is not necessarily what I heard.
