12/31/00 - I hope all of you have a safe New Year's Eve.. my thoughts will be with you. I'm going to start a page for the new year, and will put thoughts in when I have a chance..
12/30/00 - Constant dripping hollows out a stone. ~ Lucretius
12/29/00 - I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. ~ Mae West
12/28/00 - Sometimes even memories get broken.
12/27/00 - We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves to be like other people. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer
12/26/00 - 364 days left til this happens again.....
12/25/00 - I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas.. I love and miss all of you.
12/24/00 - There are things that at one time we would have looked forward to with great anticipation. When the meaning is gone, so is the anticipation.
12/23/00 - Who really cut the buttons off all of my clothes? ok.. Karen said she didn't do it.. Jackie says she didn't do it.. Sharon hasn't said a word.. does silence mean guilt? *S* Sharon claims innocence too... maybe it was one of the Borrowers..
12/22/00 - Was the red light on the back side of the Saratoga hotel really a light indicating you could pay for services within?
12/21/00 - When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ~ Norm Crosby
12/20/00 - I've sat here for a half hour looking at this screen and have come to the conclusion I don't have a thought for today.
12/19/00 - I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~ Hunter Thompson
12/18/00 - I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. ~ Dick Gregory
12/17/00 - Schizophrenia beats dining alone. ~ Unknown
12/16/00 - Que pasa? (What's happening?) First in a series of Spanish lessons..you all need to learn the language so you're comfortable when you come to visit!
12/15/00 - It's not supposed to snow here!
12/14/00 - Sharpen up the chain saws boys!! *S*
12/13/00 - I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. ~ Mark Twain
12/12/00 - The nice thing about egotists is they don't talk about other people. ~ Lucille Harper
12/11/00 - After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said "No habla ingles." ~ Ronnie Shakes
12/10/00 - I guess I need to learn to balance my checkbook.. I thought as long as I had checks surely I must have money!
12/09/00 - Christmas is for children, and people with young children, it's depressing to the rest of the population.
12/08/00 - Star light, star bright, the first star I see tonight.. I wish I may, I wish I might... have the wish I wish tonight...
12/07/00 - When sawing off the gangplank, pay attention as to which side of the cut you are standing on.
12/06/00 - I haven't been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake. ~ Bob Hudson
12/05/00 - Life just jumps up and bites us in the butt from time to time.. you never know what's waiting around the corner.
12/04/00 - Never forget what it's like to be 18.
12/03/00 - I'm as pure as the driven slush. ~ Tallulah Bankhead
12/02/00 - I'm going to give everyone a break here and not say what my thought for the day is.
12/01/00 - Spose we are really ever going to have another president, or is this going to go on forever like Monica Lewinsky?
11/30/00 - You either control your attitude or it controls you.
11/29/00 - I'm wondering if you can finance a good pair of tennis shoes?
11/28/00 - A little independence is good for the soul!
11/27/00 - My thought for today is that it is a miracle that I was able to get back into this web page!!
11/26/00 - Only the shallow know themselves. ~ Oscar Wilde
11/25/00 - I've tried relaxing, but... I don't know... I feel more comfortable tense. ~ Hamilton Cartoon Caption
11/24/00 - If a cat spoke, it would say things like "Hey, I don't see the problem here." ~ Roy Blount Jr.
11/23/00 - Dear Santa...... define good!
11/22/00 - Jealousy is not a measure of love's depth, it merely records the degree of the lover's insecurity. ~ Margaret Mead
11/21/00 - Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except the Boy Scouts have adult supervision. ~ Blake Clark
11/20/00 - If today was a fish, I'd throw it back.
11/19/00 - I am not young enough to know everything. ~ Oscar Wilde
11/18/00 - Getting caught is the mother of invention. ~ Robert Byrne
11/17/00 - There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise.
11/16/00 - Vote early and vote often. ~ Al Capone
11/15/00 - The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the president?" ~ Will Rogers
11/14/00 - Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Nixon and the White House. ~ John F. Kennedy... in 1960
11/13/00 - The thought of being president frightens me and I do not think I want the job. ~ Ronald Reagan
11/12/00 - I have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. ~ Jimmy Hoffa
11/11/00 - It's not the voting that's democracy... it's the counting. ~ Tom Stoppard
11/10/00 - The scale at the doctor's office has a chart showing the desired weight per height. Thanks to it, I now know my problem. I'm not overweight; I'm under tall!
11/09/00 - Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then... we elected them. ~ Lily Tomlin
11/08/00 - The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. ~ Paul Fix
11/07/00 - George Washington couldn't tell a lie, Richard Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Bill Clinton couldn't tell the difference.
11/06/00 - All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. ~ Anatole France
11/05/00 - My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
11/04/00 - Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
11/03/00 - Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. ~ George Bernard Shaw
11/02/00 - Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself. ~ Mark Twain
11/01/00 - I was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people into believing I had. ~ Margaret Mead
10/31/00 - I've learned.... that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. ~ Andy Rooney
10/30/00 - Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is to go where they can find you. ~ Winnie the Pooh
10/29/00 - All we can do is all we can do.
10/28/00 - Never co-sign for anyone.. no matter what they promise.
10/27/00 - A closed mouth gathers no feet.
10/26/00 - Life is easier to take than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable and bear the intolerable. ~ Kathleen Norris
10/25/00 - Heart attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
10/24/00 - If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose and an entire garment industry would be devastated.
10/23/00 - A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails. ~ Donna Roberts
10/22/00 - No thought again today..
10/21/00 - Rain drops are angel's tears from heaven... and it's a rainy night...
10/20/00 - If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
10/19/00 - I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. ~ G. K. Chesterton
10/18/00 - Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget. ~ Unknown
10/17/00 - Don't imagine you can change a man... unless he's in diapers.
10/16/00 - Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
10/15/00 - Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is ignorant. ~ John Simon
10/14/00 - Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. ~ Fletcher Knebel
10/13/00 - Friday the 13th..and a full moon.. best be safe .... stay home and shop on Ebay! *S*
10/12/00 - Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
10/11/00 - The only sure thing is.. that nothing is for sure.
10/10/00 - No thought for the day.. I'm temporarily out of order..
10/09/00 - Things are never so bad they can't be made worse. ~ The African Queen
10/08/00 - A man always remembers his first love with special tenderess, but after that he begins to bunch them. ~ H.L. Mencken
10/07/00 - Some confessions are best left untold.
10/06/00 - Be glad you're neurotic. This may be the only normal thing about you.
10/05/00 - Every day is a chance to begin once again..
10/04/00 - SSDM: Same Shit; Different Millennium!
10/03/00 - Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. ~ Garrison Keillor
10/02/00 - I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
10/01/00 - Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit.
09/30/00 - Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike the least. ~ Robert Byrne
09/29/00 - I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
09/28/00 - I'll not listen to reason. Reason always means what someone else has to say. ~ Elizabeth Gaskell
09/27/00 - If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. ~ Tallulah Bankhead
09/26/00 - Contrary to popular belief.. I am not the Bank of America!!
09/25/00 - There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
09/24/00 - Mental defects run rampant in the family! :o) ~ Karen Winters
09/23/00 - You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. ~ Laurence J. Peter
09/22/00 - O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. ~ St. Augustine
09/21/00 - Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear. ~ Unknown
09/20/00 - Some days are just better than others.
09/19/00 - Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. ~ Robert Orben
09/18/00 - Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards. ~ R.A. Dickson
09/17/00 - Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you have made it again. ~ Unknown
09/16/00 - Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
09/15/00 - Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. ~ Henry Louis Mencken
09/14/00 - Never have children, only grandchildren. ~ Gore Vidal
09/13/00 - I can't mate in captivity. ~ Gloria Steinem
09/12/00 - There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton restless. ~ Unknown
09/11/00 - Happiness is good health and a bad memory. ~ Ingrid Bergman
09/10/00 - When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. ~ Charles A. Beard
09/09/00 - If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
09/08/00 - Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
09/07/00 - Maybe part of loving is learning to let go. ~ The Wonder Years
09/06/00 - Status Quo.. Latin for the mess we're in. ~ Jeeve Moorman
09/05/00 - If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
09/04/00 - Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
09/03/00 - Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows. ~ David Wolf
09/02/00 - It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep. ~ Will Rogers
09/01/00 - I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. ~ Unknown
08/31/00 - Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow. ~ Jeff Valdez
08/30/00 - Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you. ~ Mary Bly
08/29/00 - I was going to buy a copy of "The Power Of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do? ~ Ronnie Shakes
08/28/00 - I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. ~ Charles Schulz
08/27/00 - The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. ~ Joe Ancis
08/26/00 - One should never know too precisely whom one has married. ~ Nietzsche
08/25/00 - Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. ~ Steve Rubenstein
08/24/00 - If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~ Aristotle Onassis
08/23/00 - My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~ Errol Flynn
08/22/00 - Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength. ~ Hasidic Proverb
08/21/00 - I took an IQ test.... the results were negative.
08/20/00 - If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
08/19/00 - Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.
08/18/00 - Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~ Charlotte Whitton
08/17/00 - Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~ Hector Berlioz
08/16/00 - We all have long days and short minds. ~ Jackie Lisle
08/15/00 - If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
08/14/00 - My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
08/13/00 - I've gone to look for myself, if I should return before I get back, KEEP ME HERE!
08/12/00 - There is no gravity, the earth sucks.
08/11/00 - People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do. ~ Unknown
08/10/00 - Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up Yours." ~ Robert Byrne
08/09/00 - Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
08/08/00 - I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
08/07/00 - The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
08/06/00 - And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
08/05/00 - Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. ~ Ernest Haskins
08/04/00 - Memory...is the diary that we all carry about with us. ~ Oscar Wilde
08/03/00 - The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter. ~ Unknown
08/02/00 - I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes!
08/01/00 - No one wants advice - only corroboration. ~ John Steinbeck
07/31/00 - Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
07/30/00 - I've learned that the most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
07/29/00 - Everything in life boils down to one simple theory.. Do whatever the heck you want to do, until it infringes on someone else's right to do whatever the heck they want to do. If everyone lived by this mantra, the world would be a happier place... ~ Saint
07/28/00 - As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
07/27/00 - I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed; What More Do You Want?
07/26/00 - I am more and more convinced that our happiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life than on the nature of those events themselves. ~ Frederick H. Humboldt
07/25/00 - God must love stupid people, he made so many.
07/24/00 - I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
07/23/00 - Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. ~ Charlie Brown
07/22/00 - Reality is one's own belief. ~ Sue Drew
07/21/00 - The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
07/20/00 - I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
07/19/00 - The only true gift is a portion of yourself. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
07/18/00 - Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
07/17/00 - Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. ~ Anonymous
07/16/00 - Bad taste makes the day go by faster. ~ Andy Warhol
07/15/00 - The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. ~ Will Rogers
07/14/00 - Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. ~ Will Rogers
07/13/00 - It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. ~ Benjamin Disraeli
07/12/00 - When a girl marries she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. ~ Helen Rowland
07/11/00 - Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. ~ Ambrose Bierce
07/10/00 - It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
07/09/00 - Life is just one big hurt with some bright moments. ~ Randy Yeo
07/08/00 - Welcome to Shit Creek ~ Sorry, we're out of paddles.
07/07/00 - You can't check out of life like a bad motel. ~ Karen Winters
07/06/00 - There are three kinds of men:
1. The ones that learn by reading.
2. The few who learn by observation.
3. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
~ Will Rogers06/30/00 - A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds : "Husband wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: " You can have mine."
06/29/00 - Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done. ~ Ernie Kovacs
06/28/00 - If you think I'm a bitch, just wait til you meet my sisters!
06/27/00 - I'm out of estrogen... and I have a gun.
06/26/00 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
06/25/00 - Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away. ~ Dinah Craik
06/24/00 - Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. ~ Unknown
06/23/00 - Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
06/22/00 - A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
06/21/00 - A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. ~ Unknown
06/20/00 - The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
06/19/00 - A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
06/18/00 - Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose. ~ The Wonder Years
06/17/00 - Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes. ~ Brendan Hills
06/16/00- A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. ~ Robert Frost
06/15/00 - It's easier to get forgiveness than permission. ~ Unknown
06/14/00 - Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way if he gets angry he'll be a mile away ... and barefoot. ~ Unknown
06/13/00 - Too many hearts have been broken, failing to trust what they feel. Trust is never spoken and love is never wrong when it is real. ~ Unknown
06/12/00 - Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up. ~ Unknown
06/11/00 - People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in the world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want and if they can't find them, make them. ~ George Bernard Shaw
06/10/00 - You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. ~ Arlo Guthrie
06/09/00 - Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a person of some sense to know how to lie well. ~ Anonymous
06/08/00 - Always drink upstream from the herd. ~ Will Rogers
06/07/00 - He who has so little knowledge of human nature as to seek happiness by changing anything but his own disposition will waste his life in fruitless efforts. ~ Samuel Johnson
06/06/00 - Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it. ~ Jack Wagner
06/05/00 - People change and forget to tell each other. ~ Lillian Hellman
06/04/00 - There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it. ~ George Bernard Shaw
06/03/00 - Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others. ~ Groucho Marx
06/02/00 - Believe. No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. ~ Hellen Keller
06/01/00 - There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it. ~ John W. Raper
05/31/00 - Your friend is that man who knows all about you, and still likes you. ~ Elbert Hubbard
05/30/00 - For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacle in the way. Something to be got through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life. ~ Fr. Alfred D'Souza
05/29/00 - A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't. ~ Irvin S. Cobb
05/28/00 - Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
05/27/00 - Do things you really care about. You're going to be dead so much longer than you're going to be alive. ~ Scott Frank
05/26/00 - The best advice is this: Don't take advice and don't give advice. ~ Unknown
05/25/00 - Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors. ~African proverb
05/24/00 - Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble. ~ unknown
05/23/00 - Always yield to temptation because it may not pass your way again. ~ unknown
05/22/00 - Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
05/21/00 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. ~ unknown
05/20/00 - If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. ~ Unknown
05/19/00 - Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. ~ Arabian proverb
05/18/00 - "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will land among the stars." ~ Les Brown
05/17/00 - Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. ~ Rabbi Julins Gordon
05/16/00 - Never miss a good chance to shut up. ~ Will Rogers
05/15/00 - Having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting, it may not be logical but it is often true. ~ Mr. Spock, Star Trek
05/14/00 - Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. ~ Unknown
05/13/00 - I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
05/12/00 - Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. ~ Dr. Karl Bowman
05/11/00 - Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent. ~ Jean Kerr
05/10/00 - Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. ~ John F. Kennedy
05/09/00 - Every path has its puddle. ~ English proverb
05/08/00 - Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh!" he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you." ~ A.A. Milne
05/07/00 - As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do. ~ Zachary Scott
05/06/00 - When we ask advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. ~ Marquis de la Grange
05/05/00 - If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging. ~ Will Rogers
05/04/00 - If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change. ~ John A. Simone Sr.
05/03/00 - Seen on the back of a biker's vest: "If you can read this, the bitch fell off."
05/02/00 - Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. ~ Garfield
05/01/00 - Don't squat with your spurs on. ~ Will Rogers
04/30/00 - Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. ~ Will Rogers
04/29/00 - A friend is the one who comes in when the whole world has gone out. ~ Grace Pulpit
04/28/00 - Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. ~ Will Rogers
04/27/00 - There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. ~ Will Rogers
04/26/00 - It's just life...wake up and smell the thorns. ~ From the movie Meet Joe Black
04/25/00 - It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory. ~ W. Edwards Denning
04/24/00 - Sometimes the littlest things in life are the hardest to take. You can sit on a mountain more comfortably than on a tack. ~ Unknown
04/23/00 - Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. ~ Violeta Parra
04/22/00 - A bend in the road is not the end of the road...unless you fail to make the turn. ~ Unknown
04/21/00 - Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. ~ M. Kathleen Casey
04/20/00 - Bad is never good until worse happens. ~ Danish proverb
04/19/00 - Every man's memory is his private literature. ~ Aldous Huxley
04/18/00 - If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. ~ Mary Engelbreit
04/17/00 - At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all. ~ Unknown (Is that a little happier Karen?) *S*
04/16/00 - One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing material place. ~ Emily Dickinson
04/15/00 - The leaves of memory seem to make a mournful rustling in the dark. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
04/14/00 - The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and thinking that having problems is a problem. ~ Theodore Rubin
04/13/00 - May you get what you wish for. ~ Old Chinese curse
04/12/00 - Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell. ~ Unknown
04/11/00 - There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory. ~ Josh Billings
04/10/00 - How do I set a laser printer on stun?
04/09/00 - I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
04/08/00 - Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. ~ André Gide
04/07/00 - To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. ~Unknown
04/06/00 - Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you. ~ From the movie "The Story of Us"
04/05/00 - You can't run away from trouble. There ain't no place that far. ~ Uncle Remus
04/04/00 - I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had. ~ The Wonder Years
04/03/00 - My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
04/02/00 - Always I have a chair for you in the smallest parlor in the world, to wit, my heart. - Emily Dickinson
04/01/00 - I read an article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.
03/31/00 - I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
03/30/00 - Chaos, panic & disorder... my work here is done.
03/29/00 - Allow me to introduce my selves.
03/28/00 - Getting married is a lot like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
03/27/00 - Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Mark Twain
03/26/00 - What I have said and what you think I have said.. well.. as you are aware can mean two completely different things.
03/25/00 - Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
03/24/00 - The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper
03/23/00 - Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J. J. Furnas
03/22/00 - If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
03/21/00 - Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.
03/20/00 - Is it time for your medication or mine?
03/19/00 - I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
03/18/00 - I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
03/17/00 - No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself, and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true. - Nathaniel Hawthorne
03/16/00 - Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life, thinking they had no faults at all.
03/15/00 - All things come to an end, it's where new beginings start.
03/14/00 - Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
03/13/00 - A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity. - Robert Heinlein
03/12/00 - Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
03/11/00 - I've never claimed to be anywhere near perfect.. but I'm not the uncaring asshole that some proclaim me to be.
03/10/00 - Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard. - Henry Louis Mencken
03/09/00 - There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakabley desirable. - Mark Twain
03/08/00 - You never know what tomorrow might bring, it might surprise the crap out of you and be something good. - Karen Winters
03/07/00 - I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
03/06/00 - Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
03/05/00 - I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
03/04/00 - The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
03/03/00 - Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
03/02/00 - Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
03/01/00 - I hate everybody...and you're next.
02/29/00 - God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
02/28/00 - Memories are the only things that someone can't take from you.
02/27/00 - All things are difficult before they are easy. - Thomas Fuller
02/26/00 - I know I'm lucky ...but the bird of happiness can shit in your nest no matter how good things look. - Karen Winters
02/25/00 - Anyone who has begun to think, places some portion of the world in jeopardy. - John Dewey
02/24/00 - Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. - Benjamin Disraeli
02/11/00 - All the people like us are we, And everyone else is They. - Rudyard Kipling
02/10/00 - As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. - Dick Cavett
02/09/00 - Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
02/08/00 - Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do. - Dale Carnegie
02/07/00 - Computer : a million morons working at the speed of light. - David Ferrier
02/06/00 - Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it. - Lewis Carroll
02/05/00 - Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. - Laurence J. Peter
02/04/00 - All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Anonymous
02/03/00 - Excess on occasion is exhilarating. It prevents moderation from acquiring the deadening effect of a habit. - W. Somerset Maugham
02/02/00 - But that's what being an artist is -- feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy. - The New Yorker
02/01/00 - Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused. - Anonymous
01/31/00 - If I exorcise my devils, my angels may leave too. - Tom Waits
01/30/00 - Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. - Will Rogers
01/29/00 - Don't ask questions of fairy tales. - Jewish Proverb
01/28/00 - Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H. Glasow
01/27/00 - Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. - Kurt Vonnegut
01/26/00 - Even God cannot change the past. - Agathon
01/25/00 - Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers
01/24/00 - Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Albert Einstein
01/23/00 - Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon
01/22/00 - Conversation would be vastly improved by the constant use of four simple words: I do not know. - André Maurois
01/21/00 - We do crazy things when we are wounded. Everyone's been insane... - Tom Waits
01/20/00 - An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts. - John Junor
01/19/00 - An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought. - Simon Cameron
01/18/00 - Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover
01/17/00 - Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space. - Diana Black
01/16/00 - Do or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
01/15/00 - Do not write so that you can be understood, write so that you cannot be misunderstood. - Epictetus
01/14/00 - Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong. - Dandemis
01/13/00 - Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. - Epicurus
01/12/00 - Change before you have to. - Jack Welch
01/11/00 - A man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde
01/10/00 - Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. - Isadora Duncan
01/09/00 - Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. - Henry Louis Mencken
01/08/00 - By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me. - Ashleigh Brilliant
01/07/00 - Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation. - Edward R. Murrow
01/06/00 - Do not do unto others as you would they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same. - G. Bernard Shaw
01/05/00 - Death: to stop sinning suddenly. - Anonymous
01/04/00 - A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone. - Anonymous
01/03/00 - Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a person of some sense to know how to lie well. - Anonymous
01/02/00 - Claremore, Oklahoma is just waiting for a high tension line so they can go ahead with locating an airport. - Will Rogers
01/01/00 - Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it. - T. Lehrer
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