Thinkings '09'12/23/09 - I am not alone at all, I thought. I was never alone at all. And that, of course, is the message of Christmas. We are never alone. Not when the night is darkest, the wind coldest, the word seemingly most indifferent. For this is still the time God chooses. ~ Taylor Caldwell 12/20/09 - I'm thinking it might be time to kick into panic mode. *~<(:o{ } 12/16/09 - Are you willing to believe that love is the strongest thing in the world - stronger than hate, stronger than evil, stronger than death - and that the blessed life which began in Bethlehem nineteen hundred years ago is the image and brightness of the Eternal Love? Then you can keep Christmas. ~ Henry Van Dyke 12/15/09 - Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. 12/14/09 - Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! ~ Charles Dickens 12/13/09 - The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of Christmas. ~ W. C. Jones 12/10/09 - I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. ~ Shirley Temple 12/09/09 - By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. ~ Mark Twain 12/08/09 - Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. ~ Unknown 12/06/09 - Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes. - Oscar Wilde 12/05/09 - Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation. ~ Edward R. Murrow 12/04/09 - Never insult 7 men when you're only packing a 6 shooter. Col. Potter 12/03/09 - An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears this is true. 12/02/09 - Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies. ~ Frank Church 12/01/09 - There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person. ~ Dan Greenberg 11/30/09 - Blonde Medical Terminology ~ Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails. 11/19/09 - I know this is a little early to put up the Christmas web page, but I was really bored this morning and at least it is a change. :O) 11/14/09 - Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. 10/14/09 - I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~ Winston Churchill 09/29/09 - If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. ~ Justice Arthur Goldberg 09/25/09 - One of the perks of getting older... people no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 09/24/09 - The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. ~ Joe Ancis 09/23/09 - Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. ~ Benjamin Franklin 09/17/09 - I don't do drugs. I get the same effect by just standing up fast. 09/16/09 - If it has tires or testicles you're going to have trouble with it. 09/15/09 - Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H. Glasow 09/14/09 - I hate what has happened to this country. People with big mouths get what they want and the rest of us just sit back and watch. Americans are stupid. ~ Karen 09/12/09 - I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. ~ Herb Caen 09/10/09 - There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse every year. 09/09/09 - There was a guest editorial in the Lewiston Tribune yesterday about Idaho's blood lust for wolves. It was a guest editorial, but the Tribune failed to say who the editorialist was. I wonder why? I do believe the city folk should limit their editorials to the city. I'm real tired of them making judgements about things they have no clue about. I say, "Send them some wolves of their own!" 09/08/09 - I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ~ Mark Twain 09/06/09 - The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. 09/05/09 - One reason we admire cats is for their proficiency in one-upmanship. They always seem to come out on top, no matter what they are doing, or pretend they do. ~ Barbara Webster 09/04/09 - I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. ~ Hunter Thompson 09/02/09 - Inside of me there is a thin person struggling to get out... but I can sedate him with two or three cup cakes. ~ Bob Thaves 09/01/09 - Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 08/31/09 - I'm sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere. 08/30/09 - I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. ~ Mark Twain 08/29/09 - Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then... we elected them. ~ Lily Tomlin 08/28/09 - Any married man should forget his mistakes... there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. 08/27/09 - There's nothing wrong with this country that a good election couldn't fix. ~ Richard Nixon 08/26/09 - Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. 08/25/09 - A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't. ~ Irvin S. Cobb 08/24/09 - Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life, thinking they had no faults at all. 08/23/09 - No matter how long he lives, no man ever becomes as wise as the average woman of forty-eight. ~ H.L. Mencken 08/22/09 - Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls. 08/21/09 - I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. ~ Pablo Picasso 08/20/09 - By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant 08/19/09 - The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. ~ Paul Fix 06/21/09 - Every path has a few puddles.. 06/20/09 - Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. 06/18/09 - The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. 06/17/09 - Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance. 04/30/09 - You might be a school employee if you believe the playground should be equipped with a Ritalin salt lick. 04/23/09 - All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton 04/22/09 - Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. ~ Arabian proverb 04/12/09 - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day. 04/08/09 - Things are never so bad they can't be made worse. 03/19/09 - Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space. - Diana Black 03/18/09 - Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself. ~ Mark Twain 03/17/09 - Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself. ~ Mark Twain 03/04/09 - Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself. ~ Mark Twain 03/02/09 - Geeze.. February was really a short month! 02/04/09 - Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. 02/02/09 - I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. ~Mark Twain 02/01/09 - All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult. - Anonymous 01/28/09 - Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence. ~ Max Amsterdam 01/27/09 - An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought. - Simon Cameron 01/26/09 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. ~ Steven Wright 01/22/09 - 01/20/09 - Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them. ~ Jim Davis 01/19/09 - Is it possible to be terminally stupid? 01/13/09 - Life is not how you survive the storm, but how you dance in the rain. ~ Unknown 01/12/09 - Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. 01/11/09 - The dead might as well try to speak to the living as the old to the young. ~ Willa Cather 01/10/09 - Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. ~ A.A. Latimer 01/09/09 - Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. ~ George Bernard Shaw
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