Well, if you hadn't guessed already, this is my favorite character, the only reason the show should continue being aired. Merton Dingle is a lovable little gothic nerd. Before Tommy got turned into a werewolf, he didn't have any friends, but when Tommy turned into a werewolf he needed someone smart, intelligent, and who knew a lot about werewolves to help him; thus Merton got his first best friend (kind of cute enough to make you puke, huh? but if Merton's happy, I'm happy).
He has two parents who you never meet, and a very annoying sister who I would have to pick up and punt out of the house if she was related to me, but for show purposes, she's amusing. She's embarassed of Merton (I don't know why, I would hell of be showing him off. Walking down the street, just telling every other passer-byer "yea, he's with me") and trys her best to keep her friends from meeting him and coming in contact with him.
Merton is just the best thing since sliced bread. He's intelligent, funny, sexy in a pale, recluse sort of way, has an avid knowledge of movies and occultism, plus, he has an albino snake. Now, I ask you, who could be cooler than that? And as if this wasn't enough, he has the coolest room I have ever seen. Ancient books, a cabinet full of kick ass weapons, cranial artifacts, and just all around cool ass shit. Hopefully I'll get a picture of it up here some time in the near future.
In a perfect world, where you could just pull people out of t.v. shows and movies, he would be my pet. He'd sleep curled up in a ball at the foot of my bed, and I'd take him for walks and play D&D with him for hours on end. I'm not quite sure what I'd feed him yet, but I'm sure I'll think of something. I'd take his room and hearse out of the t.v. with him and add an extra basement to my house. I would cruise around town with him in his hearse and go through drive-threws and order food while sobbing, pretending to be on our way to a funeral and telling them how we have to give the corpse his last meal or else he'll smite us. Yes, I have it all planned out; it's all falling into place.
But, back to the show. I don't have much else to write right now 'cas in all honestly I didn't really have anything thought threw when I made this page, so it's basically me running off with my mouth. Hopefully, sometime soon I'll get some pictures of him up here, and fan fic (blessed blessed fan fic), and other such fun things. So, if you really care all that much, you can bookmark this site and check back later in a few months or so.
