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Put Your Head On My Shoulder

by The Vault

Wow. X-Files last night was hot. Did anyone else get the feeling that Scully was cuckloiding Mulder with Doggett? Wow. Did anyone else get the feeling that Mulder wanted to be the father of Scully's baby -- in the more traditional fashion? Wow. Did anyone else get the feeling that Doggett really wanted to make it with Scully? I started rooting for them to fuck on the front lawn like dogs after a bit. Poor Doggett. He looks just like a big ol' puppy. I just want to hug him and tell him that yes, someday he will reach Scully's promised land -- like Mulder never did.

Mulder? Who the fuck is Mulder? If you're refering to the puffy-faced, "I wanna Believe", current-abductee-married-to-Tea-Leone-demanding-top-billing-and-more-money-cause-I'm-the-*real*-star-here-but-I'm-only-in-4-episodes, then I'm not impressed. Mulder was too caught up in his conspiracies to realize the agent he dragged along behind him was a damn fine woman. I get the sensation that Doggett would believe in Heaven, Hell, Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy on Scully's say-so. And at the end when he asks why didn't she tell him about her pregnancy...ooooh! And then he took her by the shoulder (personal and intentional contact -- "nice semi-private room we have here, it'd be a shame to waste it...") and reminded her that he had promised that he wouldn't rest until he had found Mulder for her -- I have the shivers just thinking about it.

X-Files has become a wonderful soap opera. Oops, I mean "cock-tease".

There was enough subtle titillation in that episode to fuel the fires of fandom for weeks. My friend has been egging me on to do an X-Files fanfiction involving the two of them. I may have to do it right now. Excuse me, I feel gratuitious sex coming on. Wish me luck!

TheVault