Doc Bwana's House of
Shrunken Heads
Proudly presents
Doc bwana's Self Portrait!
Heart of Darkness: A Self
Portrait, by Doc Bwana
© 2001 W.
M. Miller
from the steaming
jungles of Borneo...
from the rain forests of
the Amazon River Basin...
from the very heart of darkness itself comes
doc bwana!
The man known today as "Doc Bwana" saw his first shrunken head at the tender age of seven, staring back at him with a friendly grin from
Inside a glass dome on his grandfather's desk. It was love at first sight! After discovering that the head was a valuable family heirloom, He simply had to learn more about shrunken heads. And so, upon reaching manhood, he began to travel through the world's dark, uncharted places in search of head hunters, head shrinkers, and psychiatric Help. He has been bitten by swarms of ravenous Tsetse flies, Suffered the delirious fevers of malaria, felt the bite of starving piranha fish, and endured the merciless heat of impenetrable jungles. He has faced thundering herds of stampeding tarantulas, been crawled over by howling armies of man-eating ants, and battled his way out of the hungry maws of gigantic carnivorous venus fly traps. He has been pummeled by the club-like fists of demented tree sloths, scarred by the fangs of Rabid Comodo lizards, pierced by darts made of pangolin bones, Drugged with substances medical science has yet to identify, pursued by jaguars, cougars, Impalas, and Buicks. He has...well, you get the picture. And all this happened just on his last trip to Los Angeles! Imagine what has befallen this intrepid explorer in less civilized places on our planet!Doc Bwana hopes you enjoy his house of shrunken heads. Come back again soon. And remember, it's O.K. to feel a little giddy while looking at these pages. But don't lose your head...!
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