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Welcome to United Prayer Amazing Testimony Page. These stories are real life experiences, to share with you all to help encourage you in your walk with the Lord. God is able to saved, protect, and deliver His people from any traps, and plans of the enemies. I hope you will be inspired by them.








I want to give God all the honor and glory that is due unto His precious name, without Him I can't do nothing, without Him I am nothing, With Him I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me. (Phil 4:13)
I want to praise God for healing my mind, body, and soul, when I was lost, confused, lonely, broke, sad, have no sense of direction. I had a vision one night I saw four sisters standing at the church door way, singing the song there will be peace in the valley for me, there will be no more sickness, no more sorrow, there will be peace in the valley for me. In the vision the four sisters were standing over on the other side. I just could not go across to meet them, I had to go all the way to the bottom of the street, and go over the hill. I could not go across because the lake was right infront of me.
When I finally make it over the hill, the four sisters were waiting for me, they brought me right into the church. The choir was singing the same song peace in the valley for me. When I awoke from my vision, I was healed in my mind, body and soul. I then realized that God was calling me from the world of sin. He was offering me everlasting peace that the world could not have given to me, from that moment I began to lift up the that wonderful name of Jesus.
I finally found a reason for living, and I want to let you all know today, that Jesus is that reason. I want the whole world to know, that my God is real, He will never fail you. He is patiently waiting to hear your call. I want to let you all know that God can make something out of nothing.
If you felt like you have messed up so bad, and have no reason for living, confused, alone, broke, don't know where to go. Please give Jesus a chance in your life today. He is waiting to healed you of your pains, your hurt, your scars, and all your wounds, like He did for me. He can do the same for you today just give Him a chance. The scripture tells us "call unto me and I will answer you." (Jeremiah 33.3) He also tells us to seek ye the Lord while ye may
be found call upon Him while ye is near. (Isaiah 55:6)
Reach out and touch Jesus today and your life will never be the same. There is only one way to touch Jesus is to believe when you call on His name.
By Mission And Evangelism Coordinator JJ.CARTER
UNITED PRAYER AND PRAISE MINISTRY


LOOSING MY HOUSE KEY HELPED ME FIND GOD...

Imagine waiting 50 years for God to come into your life! That's what happened to Irene. Her mother was a lawyer for the communist party. Her father was in the navy. Both strong atheists, they allowed Irene to grow up on her own. One day Irene stood to receive her food ration- a single slice of bread. Hanging on tightly to her precious ration card, she waited hungry in the snow and sub-zero temperatures for hours. When she got back to her flat, her hands were numb from the cold that she dropped her key as she went to unlocked her apartment door. In a panic, she got down on her hands and knees and searched in the darkness. It was no use. The key was lost. In her desperation Irene wonder if there was a God. She prayed and asked God to find her key. Immediately the key was found. From that moment on she believed there was a God and she longed to learn more about him. More than fifty years had passed then one day, an Adventist Bible worker knocked on her door. Irene could have cried for joy! Soon after she began Bible studies, she became one of the first six people in her town to be baptised.

LEARNING TO READ AT AGE 63!

Carlos was an elderly man who seemed older than he actually was. At age 63, he had lost nearly all his family and lived in a shack. His wife had died and his drug addicted son regularly beat him up. Since he couldn't read and was extremely poor he could only obtain a job as janitor in a bus station in the city of Colon, Entre's Rios Argentina. Cesar noticed that Carlos showed interest but did not participate when he accepted the offer of Bible studies, Cesar realized that Carlos couldn't read. Cesar dedicated time each week to teach Carlos to read using the Bible. The progress that Carlos made was incredible! Soon Carlos was reading the Bible all alone. He began to participate in church and started sharing his christian experience with the other members. His self-esteem and self worth grew as he realized that he was a child of God. Convinced that he should observed the sabbath Carlos requested to have his sabbath off. Miraculously it was granted. Carlos has not stopped studying his Bible courses. He requested a Bible course and is continuing his spiritual growth. His encounter with Jesus has transformed him forever.

Rachael a Rhwanda Student was told to pray for she would be killed in ten minutes.

The military enter the college. After checking all the identification cards Tutsi students were asked to line up. Rachael fell in line, A soldier came and said " pray" in ten minutes you will die." two minutes later, "you have eight minutes to live; you better pray." the room was filled with confusion and fear. Rachael was able to slip away and escape death. She remember her father's parting words, Rachael, with all the troubles in our country, we may never see each other again. Let us be faithful until Jesus returns. Rachael went into hiding for five months. During that time most of her family members were murdered. Her father was killed as he knelt to pray after reading his Bible. Her brother was holding his two small sons when the killers took their lives. I know that I will see my family in heaven. They died faithful to Jesus. Thank God for his power of deliverance from the works of the enemies.

Story of God's wonder working power
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A young woman in the Philippines decides to follow Jesus and be baptized. At first her father threatened her. When that didn't work, he threw rocks at her. Through God's protection, she was not seriously hurt. Nor her faith shaken. Then an amazing thing happened. Her father and extended family attend her baptismal service. When Ling Ling went to be buried with Christ and raised again, her father became a " broken man. He repented, asking God for a clean heart and a clean spirit. Incredibly, Ling Ling's entire extended family chose to be baptized as well. This is truly an amazing story of God's wonder working power.

CONNECTING AT JUST THE RIGHT TIME !

A young man was depressed and drunk. One night, he came to a gripping conclusion: he was going to end his life. But before acted, he voiced one last proclamation to God: "God if you exist, please let me hear from you, please speak to me. Otherwise, I will end it now." Just after the words left his mouth, a Christian radio broadcast came through loud and clear in his home, answering his desperate cry for help. In that last grasp for hope, a flailing attempt to find meaning and purpose, he found the answers in the message of Christ. The man life changed instantly. He couldn't wait until morning for answer. He called the radio station and asked, "what is this ministry? God reached me through this. I want to start from the beginning to believe in God" and get to know him as my Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Hope came through Insight of Living Norwegian broadcast, and it changed this man's life forever.


I was born in Tiankora, Burkina Faso in 1935 and am now a widow with six children. I Never heard much about the Lord until just recently. I was travelling to my home town in Tiankora on a bus. Suddenly there was a loud noise and many voices shouting, and the bus began to somersault, causing us to be tossed around. Miraculously the bus landed right side up and all four wheels. I was not hurt much except for a slight pain in my neck and back. Soon after the accident I was invited to some evangelistic meetings held by the Quiet Hour. After hearing the message that was delivered, I soon realized that God was the one who had protected me during the accident, and not because of the witchcraft that I had been taught my whole life. immediately thanked God for deliverance that He gave me and decided to give my life to Him. Since then I have been baptized an I'm serving as layperson for our mission, telling others about God's goodness. Kambire Vamamissi.

OUT OF IDOL WORSHIP

I am A young adult of 25 years, born in Manga in Burkina Faso and raised to worship idols. Manga, my native town, is reputed to be a stronghold of idol worship. But I decided to be a Christian despite the family customs and culture of witchcraft and idol worship. I could not go far in school because of my father's early death, so I was in my uncle's house where he could perform black magic everyday. Even in his room there was a pot suspended in the air, in the middle of the room, without any support or attachment. I Was send to a church to help during mass every Sunday. I was also required to sell crosses, rosaries, and other such things. One day while reading my Bible I discovered that God had said that we should not bow down to any images or worship other gods. After reading this many times, I decided not to sell the rosaries and statues. I also refuse to participate as an altar boy. I continued to study my Bible and learn more about God's word. Soon I was rejected by my family, friends and especially my uncle. He tried to cast a spell on me when a friend of mine invited me to campaign in Manga. But I continued to attend the meetings. There I learn more about God and decided to become baptized. I am now a deacon of the church in Ouagadougou and am helping teach others about the true God. Zongo Desire

RESCUED FROM ANGRY GODS AND IDOLS

MARU SIRA WITH his wife and five children lived in India village of Surli. They were Hindus and in their home they had numerous idols and pictures of Hindus gods. They would faithfully worship their gods and lived a comfortable life. Compared to others in their village, they were well-to do. They had four acres of paddy land, many cattle, some gold, and other valuable possessions. Their secure world started to unravelled one day when their eldest son, Siba Ram, became devil possessed. Thinking that day had angered one of the gods, they sought how to appease the god and to free their son. But nothing was successful. This was a very stressful and sad time for the family. They contacted numerous doctors and hospitals, searching for help. They also consulted with traditional healers and witch doctors. Two years passed and there was still no sign of recovery for Siba Ram. Much of their property and resources had been spent in seeking his cure. One day a friend spoke with Maru and suggested that he contact a Christian pastor. Since Maru's had always detested Christians, this was not easy for him. In their desperation Maru's family requested the Quiet hour's Bible volunteers in their village to come and visit them. The volinteers were amazed at all of the idols and photos of gods and devils which they saw in their house. The volinteers explained that before they could pray for Siba Ram's healing all of the idols and pictures would have to be removed. Maru and his family were afraid to remove these items themselves but allowed the volinteers to do it for them. Collecting the idols, the volinteers stored them in extra room and securely locked it. They wanted it to be plainly understood that any healing from their prayers was coming from the God of heaven. these christians volunteers then began to pray and fast for Siba Ram's healing for 21 continous days. And he was healed! After two years illness, the Lord did what was impossible for anyone else to do. Maru and his family were grateful and wanted to know more about Jesus. The entire family has accepted Jesus as their personal Saviour and each has requested to be baptized. As a result of his baptism, Maru Sira changed his hindu name to Jitu Jaya. Jitu asked the volunteers to do one special favour for him take all the idols and pictures from the locked storeroom and burn them. Jesus was now the new resident in this home. Maru Sira

A TESTIMONY OF GOD DELIVERANCE

I must give God all the honor and glory, that is due to His Holy name. I just want to thank Him for delivering me from a relationship that could have cost my life. My husband has a spiritual wife,He was not delivered before we got married. My life was under so much spiritual attack by the spiritual wife of my husband. The scripture tell us that my people perish, because of lack of knowledge. I did not know what was a spiritual wife or husband was at the time. The Lord told me in the time of my pain heart aches and the many attacks in the marriage, that He was going to break the iron gates, bars, chains, and fetters. He told me He would take me to places, where I know not, I am your God. The Lord take me deep into the spiritual realm, and break the chain and bars, off my husband life, dismiss and discharge the spiritual wife, send her back to the abyss forever. The Lord promise that He would give him a heart a flesh, and take away the stony heart, The heart that the enemy put into him to hate his hearthly wife. The Lord has healed my husband life, restore him to love and cherish his wife. He gave him a heart of repentance, love, peace and for him to love his wife as how the Lord love the church. I thank God for His power of deliverance, HIs power in the Blood. God Bless Jen

THE THIEF WHO FOUND JESUS

MUNIANDI WAS A thief busy in the night. He even stole Bibles and some of the Quiet Hour volunteer's possessions. The volunteers knew what was going on and who was responsible for their missing items, but they did not complain. In addition to his secret nightly activities, Muniandi openly challenged the Bible teachings of the volunteers. And when he saw the volunteers getting support from many of the villagers, he tried to make division among them. With his gang he even damaged the house where the volunteers lived. But such activities did not chase the volunteers away. In fact, their courage was strengthened as they knew they were doing God's bidding. After a few months the volunteers held public Bible meetings for the community. As they preached over a loud speaker, Muniandi and his son were able to cause a disturbance by tapping into the loudspeaker system. Realizing how much Muniandi was opposed to gospel message, the Bible workers wondered how the Lord would change his heart. God did have a plan to reach Muniandi, and it was through his sister Ankammal. She had suffered from severe stomach pain for a period of time and even surgery had not brought her relief. Her family took her to various hospitals for treatment, but nothing helped. As she grew weaker everyday her family became even more discouraged. When Ankammal heard about the Christian volunteers in the village, she sent someone to call them. They came, and their hearts went out to her upon seeing her condition. As she told them her problem they realized that any hope of her recovery was from the Lord only. So they earnestly fasted and prayed to the Lord for her healing, and she was healed. Today Ankammal is a healthy and happy woman with a new baby son. Recently she and her baby visited the volunteers Bible workers. And with her was her brother Muniandi. He now has a new concept of Jesus, the Great Physician, and Muniandi wants to change from being a thief to being a witness for Jesus. He asked to be baptized along with his sister Ankammal and her family. The Lord works in many ways to save His people.


Greetings, I was given 2 weeks to live in 1989 and I vowed to our Heavenly Father to pray for anyone needing prayer and I have dedicated my life to serving him. It has been a reward beyond anything I could have ever imagined. God does answer prayer and our loving Lord is very much alive today as well as yesterday. I praise my Lord that I am able to be alive to serve him. Praise be to God. BY Terry


I greet you all in the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ I have been truly blessed to Know the Lord Jesus Christ . I know I was a sinner and I know tht He died on the cross for my sins. I am eternally grateful to the Lord for saving my soul before it was too late. On Sunday 3rd Nov. I shall be celebrating my first birthday in the Lords Home. This is very special to me and this birthday surpasses all other birthdays. It is such a blessing and privilege to be celebrating it on a Sunday of all days.Please pray for and with me on this glorious day! used to serve the devil religiously and when I got to know the Lord that was a better blessing for me to follow religiously than the one I did with the devil. I realized yesterday (31/10) that when I was serving the devil, i had a ball of a time and everything went my way, - no family squabbles , no disagreements, - i was free to hate , i was free to back-chat my elders ,- in other words i was free to be disobedient to all , and the devil rejoiced, well , i know that now! At the beginning of this week , some things were said between my parents esp. my dad and my eldest sister via telephone lines..Eventually my name got dragged into it as I used to be the only link via the family and my sister. There is bad emotions flowing now and of late it has come to my attention that I have said certain things (unforgivable) to certain people ( which isnt even true) and it got to my families ear and now they are so angry with me it is unreal. This hurt me so much to think that they would actually go after "heresy", instead of coming to me and asking me straight out! Well, my dad has conveniently given my daughter which of late he has been doing is that " should one of them -(my mom /dad) pass on , then I must not think of coming to there funeral coz one of them will tell me to go". I then told my daughter that she must listen and listen carefully to me . This is what I said" my dear , I do not care what they say about me and how they feel about me , if that is how they want to carry on - very immaturely then they can be my guest. You must remember always and so should they , that there is a Higher Being and He will one day cast judgment on them for doing what they are doing. I have my Father right by my side and if my earthly father wants to reject me, then so be it as long as I know that my Heavenly Father loves me and will never forsake me ." After this I realized what the devil was and is capable of doing and I know in my heart the he only wants to get back at me for leaving him and his ways... I prayed and said to him (devil) I, don’t care what he does cost nothing can hurt me anymore - no bullet will be able to kill me or my spirit because the Blood of Jesus is protecting me. I know he hated that but who cares.... Sometimes I feel its wrong to speak to her like that but she is so over my parents that I have made her realize that as a 11yr old , she has to see what is right from wrong . God bless her soul for He has answered my prayers to allow her now to go with me to Bible-study & Church without any pressure being put on her. Prayer friends you can with my permission send this Testimony out to everyone! All glory to God and His SON ....In Jesus Name Vanitha


Praise the LORD, JEHOVA JIHRE All Glory and Honor to God Almighty. I thank Jehovah, for everyday He guide me true this earth life, that He feed me and protect me. Our marriage date is set for August 6-2003 in the early morning 09.15. We got this date from the Town Hall. At first the marriage papers were lost, because they were sent to another Town Hall. We received the news and the Lady of the Town Hall call us so many times that day. Thank you JESUS. I know that every prayer sent above will not turn back empty. The second most great thing that happened is that my fiancee went back with me to the church and took the LORD for the second time in his life. This was in a Christian get to know session where my church Pastor ( the church were I go to the sermon on Sunday) sent us the invitation, because I was going to church and he not. He told the pastor that he wants the Lord back ( accepted Jesus again as his savior and Lord). The next Friday he went for a healing sermon. Last Sunday we went together to church to praise the Lord , God Almighty.Thank You Jesus, for giving us life again, for giving us a second change, because You did not have to do this, but YOU did, YOU died for us on that Cross 2000 years ago so that we can be save. Thank YOU Father Jesus, because You are Highly Recommended to every one who believe in YOU and trust in YOU, true everything in life. I ask in the Name of JESUS, Father GOD ALMIGHTY blessed be everyone who support me in my prayer need, also the one who did not, bless them also mighty and powerful. I know YOU are the LORD, my GOD, who I want to serve. And I want to say hold on to JESUS, in any circumstance and never let go your believe in HIM. When we people said no or let go, there is were your believe in the LORD start. IT is Hold on Change is Coming. I heart this song twice, just like someone was saying to me GOD WILL MAKE AWAY and HE DID. Thank you JESUS. Amen.God Bless you all in Jesus Name. and with love to you all brothers and sisters in Christ JESUS. Prayer Request. Pray for him that he will always be faithful to the Lord in any circumstance, that the Lord and Holy Spirit boost-up his faith and believe, everyday more and more. So that he will be totally serving and committed the Lord in Jesus Name . Amen E.J. de Getrouwe

Testimony of healing

Before my husband John and I went to Africa, we were asked by my daughter Michelle and her husband David if we could stay for a week with David's father Paul. Paul was on 24 hour oxygen and was diagnosed with congestive heart failure. He also suffered from diabetes and emphysema and various other diseases. The week that we stayed with Paul while the (kids( were at the beach house enjoying a time they desperately needed I led Paul in the salvation prayer. Paul Weinberg is a Jewish man...who never really practiced his faith seriously. After he received Jesus through prayer I put him on several prayer chains and laid my hand on him in prayer every night. However, Paul actually seemed to be getting worse. He was on much medication I believe I can say at least 15 pills daily. Michelle had to cut her vacation a day short because Paul was getting worse. Now, Michelle and I brought Paul to the Doctor's (the doctor said Paul's condition would probably get worse, at the best he would stabilize for awhile.) The hospital took him in for a work up and was going to keep him there for awhile until they could stabilize his condition. I went to Africa to do missionary work with my husband. We were gone for three weeks. When I came home I asked the kids how Paul was doing and they said great, he is coming home tomorrow. I thought well that is good but I hope that he can manage he was so sick and it was hard for him to walk even five feet or so. We stopped over to the house and Paul was talking with a nurse who was sitting at the table with him and when he saw me he literally popped up off of his chair, his color was pink and he looked about 15 years younger. This gray colored man on oxygen was now pink with color and not on oxygen at all.(he had been on it 24 hours a day) It use to take him about a half hour to get from his room out to the car with two chairs stationed in various places so he could sit and rest to get strength to go further. Now he walks gingerly upstairs, is driving, not taking medication, he is the perfect example of one of God's miracles. I don't even think Paul yet realizes the extend of his healing.....When we receive Jesus the Christ we are a new man. All old things have passed away. He has the blood of Jesus running through his veins now, I am sure and he does not even truly know what happened to him. But we do, and my only prayer for Paul now is that he will begin to be decipled and taught who did this miracle and learn all about Him. For on that cross on calvary he not only took our sins away, he gave us a brand new life and chance to live sin and sickness free....for he took every disease upon Himself that day, Jesus was hardly recognizable and the sin-bearing Messiah carried all of our sicknesses, every sickness, malaria, cerebral palsy, leprosy, diabetes, depression, every imaginable disease was draped on our Jesus, that there was no beauty that we should desire Him, He was despised and rejected by men. (Isaiah 53) He took it ALL, we do not need to carry it,it would be wrong to do so. For His sacrifice was enough for you and me to receive all the benefits of health and salvation that day, Yes, it is His will to heal if not why would He have taken it all on Himself so that we would not have to. His mission has always been to heal, and save. He did it when He came to earth to teach us the will of the Father for us, that is healing in our mind, soul and body, His death need not be in vain. Paul is now well and it all happened after He gave his life to Jesus......Good hands to put our life into. He will never fail us. Praise God for Paul's healing and I want everyone who reads this to know that if you are
sick God can heal you too. Paul


"TESTIMONY FROM A BELIEVERS IN CHRIST"

I was a "Functional alcoholic" Most people didn't know I drank and those who did , Had NO Idea how much I drank, By 'functional'I mean it never interfered with my work, I took ephemera all day so I never appeared drunk and thanks to watermelon bubblegum , I never smelled drunk, I worked 80 hours a week for almost 20 years, and I never stopped drinking in all that time , I got up every morning drank a pot of coffee and chased it with a 12 pack before I left for work, and I worked circles around everyone,although I found opportunity to drink on the job as well, I was never without a job because I was dependable, hardworking and willing to work all the time, I filled my life with work work work , and Booze was the anesthetic for all my pain! But then one day I had to quit work and take care of 3 family members who were helpless and I lost my identity, I didn't know who I was if I wasn't the hard working gal who everyone depended on in a crisis, I wasn't where I wanted to be , I knew I couldn't escape this responsibility BUT I didn't want to do it , so I drank even more as I took care of my family, and after a couple of years it finally took its toll...I was dying and I knew it , what more I didn't care" you see I had been in so much pain for so long and I just wanted to
die, I was in constant physical pain, I had lost my beauty, I was bloated and suffering from insomnia that no amount of booze could give me rest from, I hadn't slept in 3 months and I was begging God to let me die, then in June '92' I lay in bed trying to will my heart to stop beating and my lungs to stop breathing , when I called out to God sincerely ...I said 'God , if you are there and you are truly and God of compassion , if you really are kind, then you will just let me die and end this pain and despair please have mercy and let me die!"and a funny thing happened...I fell asleep , for the first time in months I slept like a baby, but when I awoke the pain was still there , and the despair was worse than ever, I had to get up to look after my helpless family members and I just didn't know how I could move, I got up , leaned over put my face in my hands and said Lord I don't know How I can make it through another day, I just can't. I then drug myself to the bathroom, and i believe I would have died of despair right then ..,.BUT, as I fell over into the sink to splash water on my swollen bloated face, I literally heard a whisper calling my name, I stood up and looked around to see who was there ( noone ) then once again I heard my name whispered and " its time...take a look" frightened I raised my head and looked in the mirror, what I saw terrified me, I saw myself ( the sinner) I saw a wasted life , I have never been so sick, I ran back to my room and locked the door, but that feeling and that person ( Holy Spirit) followed me, I remember backing away from the door 2 , 3 , 4 , steps backward and then I fell upon my knees, and that is when God answered my prayer, he let me Die! I died to myself but when I rose up I was alive in Christ! Praise God , I stood up and I was a new creature in Christ Jesus.Now I had not been able to stop drinking for 20 years, but after that moment I never touched another drink, I was dying from liver disease But I stood up healed ...In on month I lost 60 lbs of fluid that had me bloated and in pain! And I am here as a living testimony that God Saves -Heals - and Delivers!!! I have never looked back , and I thank God that who the Son sets free is free indeed, I have had a rough and rocky road in the last 11 years but Jesus has held me tight and given me strength to bear every burden and I have never been alone in any trial, I know that I know that He is coming back so very soon and I don't want anyone to miss Him on that day! I give God praise and thanks for saving me ...for healing me...for delivering me....and for restoring me , not to what I was but to better than I ever dreamed I could be!!Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord ...My King.. My Sovriegn..My Savior...My Father...My all in all!!!

Letter From A Friend

I just had to write and tell you how much I love you and care for you. Yesterday, I saw you walking and laughing with your friends; I hoped that soon you'd want Me to walk along with you, too. So I painted you a sunset to close your day and whispered a cool breeze to refresh you. I waited — you never called — I just kept on loving you. As I watched you fall asleep last night, I wanted so much to touch you. I spilled moonlight onto you face — trickling down your cheeks as so many tears have. You didn't even think of; I wanted so much to comfort you. The next day I exploded a brilliant sunrise into glorious morning for you. But you woke up late and rushed off to work — you didn't even notice My sky become cloudy and My tears in the rain. I love you. Oh, if only you'd listen. I really love you. I try to say it in the quiet of the green meadow and in the blue sky. The wind whispers My love throughout the treetops and spills it into vibrant colours of all the flowers. I shout it to you in the thunder and of the great waterfalls and compose love songs for birds to sing for you. I warm you with the clothing of My sunshine and perfume the air with nature's sweet scent. My love for you is deeper than any ocean and greater than any need in your heart. If you'd only realise how I care. My Dad sends Him love. I want you to meet him — He cares, too. Fathers are just that way. So, please call on Me soon. No matter how long it takes. I'LL wait. Because I love you. Your Friend, Jesus. Paul

A Letter From Satan

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had, we have been watching dirty movies, cursing people, out partying, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, indulging in fornication, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back-stabbing people, disrespecting adults and those in leadership position, NO respect for the church, bad attitudes: SURELY you don't want to give all this up. Come on, Fool, let's burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is smoke, drink alcoholic beverages, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and listen to and dance to the top 10 jams. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you...... IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST. PS - And if you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone.