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Testing, And What To Do About It

Its a bitch when your going to get a drug test. You know you did it and your scared because you know your going to get caught. You don't have to and here is some ways to help.

Before The Test

Refuse to take the test!

Seriously, you should refuse to take a test, because its an invasion of civil liberties, and a degrading and humiliating experience. Use the info on this pages to back up your case, and encourage your fellow employees to support you.

Tricks that help you pass it

Weed
This plant can last in a regular users pee for up to 12 weeks. don't worry, all those one-time users, it only lasts 48 or less hours.

If all else fails, try saying you just used these:
Ibuprofen; (Advil, Nuprin, Motrin, Excedrin IB etc)
Naproxen (Aleve)
Ketoprofen (Orudis KT)
Promethazine (Phenergan, Promethegan)
Riboflavin (B2, Hempseed Oil)
Kidney infection (Kidney disease, diabetes) Liver Disease
Dronabinol (Marinol)

"drug tests have little to do with drug abuse, and a lot to do with controlling workers and weeding out undesirables." Abbie Hoffman