"Let's go get some ass on State Street."  
-mari (8-12-98)

"I hate people with penis'."
-ashley (10-21-98)

"Let's just bury the cracker and then have dessert."
-The Last Supper

"Are you a good germ or a bad germ?"
-Mr. Smith (Algebra)

"Travis, light a fire."
-Matty (8-12-98)

"I mean, what's so great about sex? It's all just fluids anyway. It's like saying,
'Hi, I'd like to blow my nose on your face.'"
-The Opposite of Sex

"Emily, please try to restrain yourself from getting into any trouble on your way to the bathroom."
-Mrs. Brunk (English)

"Everybody has their moment of great oppertunity in life. If you happen to miss
the one you care about, then everything else in life becomes eerily easy."
-Mostly Harmless

"I wish I had a brain."
-Mrs. Howard (Biology II teacher)

"Good thing I have arms."
-Julie

"It seems like a really hard place to blow."
-Mrs. Rice (Art teacher)

"Oh, I'm cheap."
-Mr. Smith (Algebra teacher)

"Satan is in my teeth."
-Jenniffer

"Refrain from pooping on my grave!"
-Jenny

"Aww, bummer! You lost your pussy!"
-Mrs. Rice (Art teacher) in reference to someone saying that their cat got run over.

"That woman ate my baby!"
-Kiesha 4-5-99

"Is that a horse in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
-Jennifer  4-5-99

Phringer Caps (and if you don't know what a Phringer is, you're better off for it, and if you don't know what a cap is, basically, a quote taken out of context)
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#10{T1:LINUS} yeah i was all strung out on pcp

#01{T1:LINUS} your clit was like, gettin the climax when i drove

#04[T1:·Xýnýdu·) get me out of that shit

==> Hot Stove Jer locks grub out cause matt is gonna die a virgin

==> Hot Stove Jer spanks em

#03[T1:Hot stove Jer) "Let Jesus fuck you."

03[T1:*dirty numb angel*) i fuck the bitches
 hard with my 11 inch dick

#03[T1:The Nekkid Painter) dood, you slapped it, spit on it, and swallowed that slit, and you loved every second of it, admit it

AustPowrs3: well cream it up baby cause i'm coming over.

#06[T1:-17Hz-) so ;p emily,  jay wants to fuck me, not you!!!

#04[T1:BatGirl) i hooked grub on madonna!

#06[T1:Cen=aur) the last thing i need to see is a penis floating across my screen

#07[T1:Nickodemus)then i can stop truying to fuck my mom

#03[T1:69 Calber) BARE ASS ON TV! AFK

#07[T1:-phenom-) so yer telling us that there is becky juice somewhere in yer car?

#01(T1::() Yea, I can't get it up, lemme try again, hold on

Auset is AFK a sex

==> -17Hz- purrs

#03[T1:JÓstÓr JoÓ) "he killed it .. with his cock!"

#08[T1:·°llz) this is a family place, not a FAMILY MAKING place

#01[T1:-17Hz-) that would make me jizz all over the place

(in reference to Jer) #05[T1:spitfire620) so....he's seems really cute

#01[T1: Chat Noir) I am peprfectly noraml... for a Kuhr

#01[T1:BulletProof) JESUS HELP ME!!!!
#05[T1:BatGirl) ...i'll go get grub...

Mr 17Hz-	you give that boy his trousers back

P#01[T1:-17Hz-) i need to get laid.

#06{T1:LINUS} i should rip out your ovaries

#06[T1:Leper Spice!) I looked like a bitch last night.

#06[T1: Chat Noir) I think my testicles are irradiated....

#01[T1:Bulle=Proof) ITS CAUSE IM WHITE ISNT IT?

#05[T1:SKiDaDiL) I'd like to remember the screw

Auset- don't insult my penis! er, umm, dork.. er

#07{T1:LINUS} bend over bitch, so i can fuck you like the cunt you are

#07{T1:LINUS} im just a hippie on the inside

#08[T1:Terminal.Preppie) my friend kelly masturbates in class evertime she wears overalls

#01[T1:*apathy*) i had a girl in my fourth grade math class masturbate while the teacher was showing long division on the overhead

#04[T1:Iphigenia) tris, come over and bring olive oil

#05[T1:69 Calber) "sit down and rotate"

#03[T1:Froboy) I got a feminine side. I just don't have a bitter, oppressed feminine side.

#05[T1:69 Calber) I'm a lesbian trapped in a well developed man's body

#02[T1:Iphigenia) can i tie you up?

 #07(T1:Ikthus) QUICK! SOMEBODY EAT ME OUT!

#11[T1:69 Calber) you can get some if you agree with a female

#09[T1:Cen=aur) emily im going to beat you with my limp penis in about 2.3 seconds

#07[T1:*apathy*) i dont' read playboy for the articles..fuck the articles

#03[T1:*apathy*) i'm playing, jason, you have lovely breasts

#04[T1:-17Hz-) i hope that's a bug bite...
#06[T1:Cen=aur) thats just your penis grub

#04[T1:vermillion) I JACK OFF IN THE SHOWER ALL THE TIME

#03[T1:-17Hz-) dood, my jeeps gonna be the cure to cancer soem day

==> JÓstÓr JoÓ eats emily

#08[T1:Cen=aur) the best part was when he parted my creamey thighs

#04[T1:Moon-star) You're right... me and Matt together are God

P#01[T1:Liz) i dunno, your the older, wiser , and more intelligent one!  think of something

#04[T1:The Nekkid Painter) when i was in prison we played this game called "catch the soap".....

#02[T1:¬emp¬ress) STOP EATING EACH OTHER ALRIGHT!?

#02[T1:-17Hz) i want cream !!!!

#02[T1:-17Hz) hrm.. the jizz is worse.

#07[T1: Jedi ) damn chicks...  always getting in the way of war.

#05[T1:-17Hz-) if i can control people,  by learning what they want by interperating there minds, then giving them what they want...  i am as good as god.

#08[T1: El Cid ) good. cuz I didn;t want to have anyone peeing on me.

#06[T1:SuGarPiXi) i made grub bleed

#09[T1:Cen+aur) Clinton was ehre?!
#09[T1:Cen+aur) I coulda gotten laid

#01[T1:The Nekkid Painter) it's amazing what a shower and a little douche can do for you....

#11[T1:Cen=aur) my moms dumber than a sack of batavians

==> Froboy shrugs and bends over.

#02[T1:Ho+ S+ove Jer) beat me like a red headed step child

==> Ho+ S+ove Jer bats his eyelashes

#02[T1:Ho+ S+ove Jer) im getting beaten like a baby seal

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