When that fell through he started doing massive amounts of cocaine and slipped into deep depression. At the age of 12 Sean checked himself into rehab and started a new life for himself. He joined a school of bluefish in the Chesapeake Bay and lived underwater for about 212 years. Afterwards he joined a jazz band out of Toledo called "The Swinging Cat-Burgers" as the drummer. The band was a complete failure and Sean would once again ride the snake known as Cocaine. The other "Swinging Cat-Burgers" tried desperately to help him, but he only spat in their faces and kicked them fiercely in the shins.
That was when Sean's life reached an all-time low. In 1931, Sean was arrested for digging a hole to Hell, which released numerous evil demons into public. He spent six long days in jail, wishing himself dead and crying himself to sleep every night. When he was released, he disappeared for many long years.
In 1976, Sean was seen living in a cardboard box in Fredericksburg, Virginia. The person who spotted him was famous television star Tony Danza. Tony had read about Sean in his history books and wanted to help Sean get back on his feet. Tony took Sean under his wing and nursed him back to normalcy. Since Tony Danza was very busy with his aspiring acting career, he gave Sean to a family of psychotics who had just been released from the local institute. They raised him like one of their own, and every so often Tony would stop in to check on him.
When Sean was 5, he found an old set of crayons and decided to give 'em a whirl. He had heard legends about an ancient race of people who had the amazing ability to draw, but didn't believe them. He scooted himself underneath his parents' very expensive coffee-table and started moving the crayon in a vague "drawing" fashion. That was when the magic happened. Suddenly, the underside of that coffee-table was covered in the most wonderfully hideous mass of color and shape, and thus, art was reborn.
Since then Sean has been practicing and perfecting his skills, whilst others have also re-discovered the ancient art and tried to copy him. But everyone knows that one day, Sean will be the greatest artist to ever walk the Earth.... But if he isn't, he plans to on ordering a great big heap of cocaine.
Sean also drinks a ridiculous amount of Coca-Cola and recommends that you do the same.
