Dammit Janet

Hey Janet...
Yes Brad?
I've got something to say...
Uh huh?
I really love the... skillful way...
you beat the other girls...
to the brides bouquet.
Oh Brad...


The river was deep but I swam it
*Janet*
The future is ours, so lets plan it
*Janet*
So please don't tell me to can it
*Janet*
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you!

The road was long but I ran it
*Janet*
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it!!
*Janet*
If there's one fool for you then I am it!
*Janet*
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit Janet, I love you!

Here's the ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can go
And that's good, bad or mediocre
J-A-N-E-T I love you so!

Oh! It's nicer than Betty Monroe had!
*Oh Brad*
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad
*Oh Brad*
That you've met Mom and you know Dad
*Oh Brad*
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad, I'm mad, for you too!!

Oh Brad!
Ohhhh.. Dammit!
I'mmmm mad!
Ohhhh.. Janet!
For you!
I love you truuuuuue

There's one thing left to do-aooooo!

And that's go see the man who began it!
*Janet*
When we met in his Science exam-it!
*Janet*
Made me give you the eye and then panic
*Janet*
Now, I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, Janet, I love you!

Dammit, Janet
Oh Brad... I'm mad!
Dammit, Janet!
I LOVE YOU!

Click the lips to go back to the RHPS Home

Go on to OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE