There was once a police officer who was assigned to patrol the desert at night. Every night, a priest would take his motorcycle and travel from the monestary to the city. This would wake the officer up every night and the officer wished to put an end to it, but the priest had his documentation and the officer could do nothing. But the officer tried to reason with the priest; he said, "Aren't you afraid, of traveling alone in the dark in the desert?" The priest said, "You see, I have with me here the father, the son, and the holy spirit." The officer responded, " 4 people on a motorcycle, citation you bastard."
A Saidi went to the doctor and told him that his eyes hurt every time he drinks tea. The doctor, knowing the man was a
Saidi told him to take the spoon out of the cup.
A Saidi was visiting Cairo when a poor person asked him to give him one pound so that he could ride the bus. The
saidi insisted that he only had a twenty pound bill. Don't worry, said the man from Cairo, I can give you change for the
twenty.
Q: Why did the Saidi take a ladder into the bathroom?
A: So the smell would rise.
A Saidi entered an appliance store and said to the salesman, "I want to buy that TV." The salesman said to him, "I
don't sell to Saidis. Angry, the Saidi left, determined to by the TV. He waited three days, grew a beard, and then entered
the store again. He found a different salesman and said that he wanted to buy the TV. The salesman said, "We don't sell
to Saidis. Even more angry, the saidi went home, shave, put on a dress and makeup and entered the store as a woman.
He asked again, but got the same answer. Puzzled, he told the salesman, "I've changed my disguise three times and gone
to different salesmen, how did you know I was a Saidi?" The salesman said, "Sir, this is a Microwave."
