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Cack: v. The act of flagrantly depicting one's positive luck; To brag; To cause the cessation of cardiac palpation; To kill



Cack-broad: n. A female who flagrantly depicts her positive luck; A boastful woman



Caddy: n. The most stunning and stylish automobile ever made; General Motors Corporation's Cadillac car; See pimp ride



Cafe au lait: n. A fine female with mildly toned skin



Cage of anger: n. An establishment used by the man to house, oppress and malnurish social deviants; A penal correctional facility



Cake: n. Units of currency used to purchase various goods and services in a market ecomomy; Money; See green shit; See dead presidents



Cakes: n The posterior (gluteus) region of the human anatomy; The butt; See booty; See rump; See can



California bankroll: n. A seemingly impressive collection of currency consisting of numerous very small units covered by one unit of a large denomination; Roll of one's with a fifty or hundred on top; See pimp roll; See bank roll



Call: n. The initial inebriating affect created by applied drugs or alcohol



Call (one) out: v. The act of provoking an arguement or fight; To start a fight



Calling hogs: v Creating harsh, snorting noises during sleep; To snore



Call off all bets: v. To cease all operations and bodily functions indefinitely; To die; See croak



Campy: adj. Extremely close-knit, happy, gay and free-spirited to the point of sickening others around



Can: n. The posterior (gluteus) region of the human anatomy; The butt; See booty; See rump; The modern disposal facility designed by Thomas A. Crapper in the 18th century for the rapid, sanitary disposal of solid and liquid human bodily waste; A toilet or bathroom



Canary: n. Any vocalist who sings exceptionally strong and beautifully



Candlelight: n. The dark stage of twilight, especially in the evening; Dusk



Candlesperm: n. Melted wax from a candle which drips down into globular beadlets resembling male ejaculate



Candy: n. The penetration of the vagina with the male intromittent organ (the penis) involving rapid, rhythmic thrusts and assorted noises of pleasure, pain, and mass hysteria; Sex; An unusually attractive specimen of the female gender



Cashing in the food stamps of love: v. Settling for a less than desirable lover due to sheer desperation; "When a fine woman(man) agrees to go on a date with a sorry, raggedy-assed brotha(sista) just so's she(he) don't hafta hang in her(his) crib on Saturday night!"

"Angela, what you doin' wit' Rick? He 'bout as low as you can go wit' out somebody takin' the ugly stick to yo' head!"
"Aw, he a'ight."
"A'ight!?!? You cashin' in the food stamps of love, girl!!"



Cold meat party: n. A social celebration in commemoration of the cessation of cardiac perturbation; A funeral

"What up wit' Clarence's hag? Bitch came down to Walter's cold meat party lookin' like she was out to turn some tricks! Even Walter was sporting a stiff man, and he dead!!"



Come down on: v. To belittle, insult, degrade or harrass extensively; To nag or lecture

"Why you waterin' yo' cheeks, bro?"

"Momma came down on me hard 'bout usin' her manhole covers ta make shoulda pads fo' my zoot suit."

"Don't you fuck wit' momma when she be chillin' wit' de red knight on de white horse, boy!"



Cop and blow: v. The business activities of a shrewd pimp maintaining the state of ho equilibrium; Accepting the same number of new prostitutes as of those who flee, retire or expire

"You slap yo'self a good, long peep at Kenny, boy. Check his action - he gots a fly crutch, a diff'rent zoot suit fo' every piece o' seven an' a rep dat come through de slammer trey hours befo' he slide in. Kenny's secret be dat he cop an' blow, keepin' de green flow. You best pick up some shit from him if'n you wanna be a big pimp daddy when you grow down."



Cop some z's: v. To partake in the natural periodic suspension of consciousness during which the powers of the body and mind are restored; To rest or sleep

"It ain't my bag, baby! I'd bump uglies wit' you if'n my noggin' wasn't jackin' me up tightly! Le'me cop some z's an' we give it a go come mornin'."

"Whateva'. I s'pose I best be spendin' dis dim wit' de fo' sistas on thumb street."



Crotch monkeys: n. An external parasitic infestation of pubic lice, Pthirus Pubis; Crabs; See the Wicked Flea

*said while scratching vigorously*
"DAMN! I knew I shouldn't a been hittin' it wit' yo' sister, Brandan! Bitch's crotch monkeys be swingin' from her vines t' mine!"

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