Faces: n. Any persons whose identity is not known
Face bowl: n. The vesicle area of a lavatory used for draining or collecting water at waist level; A sink
Fab: adj. Extremely positive or appealing; Abbreviated form of 'fabulous'
Fade: n. A type of scalpal grooming which transgresses from areas of longer growth to that of shorter; Haircut
Fade away: v. To exit a location; To leave; To remain silent enough as not to be noticed; See Cut
Faded: adj. Inebriated to the point of complete mental lapse; Drunk or stoned; See Damaged; See Fucked-up; See Juiced; See Kaschnickered; See Zonked
Fag: n. A tobacco based product which is incinerated and inhaled by masochists; Cigarette
Fake the funk: v. To portray oneself as being more important, well-liked and known than one really is; To lie about one's clout
"It take mo' dan a fro ta be fly, my man! Cop a pimp walk, slap yo'self some fine threads an' score a stone cold fox. Don't just be fakin' de funk, you gots ta live it! Dig?"
Fishing for food: v. To engage in the collection and distribution of falsehoods and half-truths concerning people and events one is not necessarily associated or involved with; Gossiping
"Oooooh, girl!! You down wit' de haps dis pas' six dim o' seven? Yolanda be gettin' her swerve on wit' ev'ry dog in de pound. Ho bump mo' uglies den de fuzz at a bitch slammer.""Damn girl, shutchoface!! You know you jus' fishin' fo' food some mo'!"
Fist junction: n. The instant at which a physically violent disagreement initiates; The start of a fight
"You talk any more shit 'bout my mama and we goin' throw down. I see yo ass at the fist junction, mo-fo!"
Frolic pad: n. A large establishment catering to the needs of the young and active, offering areas designated for dancing, drinking and socializing; A danceclub
"You hook up wit' some fly mink at de frolic pad dis past dim?""Hell no, man! Sheeit, de joint be lookin' like some sucka took de fugley stick ta ev'ry chicks mug!"
"Damn, nuthin' but Chupacabras? Dat fucked wit'out Vaseline, brotha-man!"
Fugley: adj. A visage lacking in socially acceptable presentment; Extremely unattractive; Contraction of 'fucking ugly'
"Damn, you is one fugley mo-fo! My dog wouldn't even sniff yo' crotch!"
