Hack: n. A correctional officer charged with the responsibility of overlooking and reprimanding/abusing/probing penalized persons of perpetual proponderance persisting prosecution and punishment in a protected place; A prison sentry

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Hack: n. An annoying attribute. Also adj.hacked

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Hag-holler: v.,n. To cry out in the darkness; A wicked cry in the night; Midnight

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Hagride: v.,n. To bitch and nag; To abruptly awaken due to molestation or pestering; A nightmare about a greasy Ho

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Haircut: v. To get mugged or taken for one's money; To be mistreated by a female

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Half a man: n. A homosexual crossdresser trying to pass as a woman

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Half-assed: adj. Less than satisfactory or complete

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Half past a monkey's ass: n. Twelve thirty

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Half-set: n. A haggling term used to indicate when two offers are dynamicaly opposed

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Half strainer: n. One who strives for excellence or recognition in a social environment; A groupie or wanna-be

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Ham buggy: n. Hamburger: See Pimp steak

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