Kite with no string: n. A piece of written communication distributed via the postal system or sent electronically using computers; A letter

"I spent a fine helluva lota time scratchin' dis kite wit' no string fo' my girl fo' Valentine Day. It some po'try, whatchoo think?"

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Darlene,                       

You's my most fav'rite ho.
You always good ta go.
I buy you some grub,
You give me some love.
Sho' you a hag,
Butchoo empty my bag.
I gave you some crabs,
An' you pick my scabs.
What would I do wit' out you?
Prob'ly yo sista Danielle...

     Love,
               Rufus

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Knock (one's) wig: v. Preparatory act involving the precision, systematic beautification and/or organization of one's filamentous scalpal growth; To brush your hair; See pick the fro; See level the locks

"What up with you, Chuck? You be knockin' yo wig 24/7, but yo fro still look fugley and the Jays don't even know you kickin'!"

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Konk-buster: n. A challenging or confusing situation, thing or person

"Why is it every time you do de sleepy scream, I does it?"

"Sheeeit, dat a konk-buster. Dey be mo' catchable den crotch monkeys, dough."

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KY: adj. Used to describe anything which provides assistance and/or facilitates an action or task; Slippery or smooth in the physical sense; Smooth as a state of being; Comfortable

"You check Rolanda wit' dat fine wolf? He be KY all ova!"

"Sheeit, girl! He a couple tubes!!"

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