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Tree-suit: n. A cellulose-derived catafalque intended for the internment of a deceased human being; A burial coffin

"All you people's best check yo asses, goin' 'round bumpin' uglies wit any Jack o' Jay willin'. Cover that stump befo' you hump o' you endin' up in a tree-suit, you dig!?"



Thirty cents shy of a quarter: Extremely low on the monetary flow; Flat broke; See on the nut

"Lisa, why you still wit' him? He fugley, simple and boy be thirty cent shy of a quarter!!"
"Dere somethin' to be said for a man who likes to sip from the fuzzy cup 6 time a day. Who needs dead presidents when you plucked 24/7?"
"I guess a girl gots to have her priorities straight..."



Triple master blaster: n. When an individual vaporizes and inhales crack cocaine while receiving fellatio and being sodomized

"Was dat a anxious set o' rug cuttin' dis dim?"
"My man, dat was 'bout as fly as de time I scored me a triple master blaster wit dem Jays from clip side o' big moist!"



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