Vacation: n. A period of service to the governmental agency charged with responsibility for supervision of persons found to have engaged in conduct deemed prohibited by the elicial acts of a legislative body; Time incarcerated

"Jus' when I think life is all good, some shit go down and I wind up on vacation!"
"You best hope you locked wit' some simple pimp so's you don't have to be some big dude's bitch every dim and bright, workin' that booty to the bone 'till yo self esteem is as low and dirty as the crunt buildin' up on the crusty mattress!"
"Thanks for the good vibes, man..."

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VBD: n. A less than satisfying excursion with a member of the opposite sex; Abbreviated form of 'very bad date'

"Yo, Trisha! I lay de haps on de VBD on you yet?"
"No girl, hit me wit' de 411."
"Check it! He ankle me ta Denny's since he ain't got no ride. He act like it my birt'day so's I eat free, den he take me bowling an' make me swap earth pads wit' him. Afta dat, we lay some cow ta his repent pad an' he says, "gimme some suga'!!" wit' his licker swingin' out an' chunks a' grub all stuck up his biters! Damn, girl, I almost didn't hit it wit' him!"

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