Wearing a smile: Sans floral or faunal protective and/or decorative covering; The state of nudity; See butt-nekked; See birthday suit

"I thought dat it was gonna be a slow-ass night, but when I got back from the head, there was Regina wearing a smile! You betta know my dinosaur came out a extinction damn quick!"

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Wear the ring: v. To resist the temptation of chasing and ultimately acquiring a member of the opposite sex other than one's spouse; To be faithful

"Why ain't you out cuttin' some rug wit' Loose Lips Leann out dere, man?"
"Sheeeit, eva since my old lady popped up at de scene an' peeped me hoochie gindin' wit' Cherie, she says I gots ta wear de ring o' she out like Richard Simmons."

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What it is, what it was and what it will be: A general, warm and enthusiastic form of address at the beginning of an encounter with another individual or group of individuals; An inquiry into the overall state of affairs in a person's life

"Yo, Andy! What it is, what it was and what it will be!?"
"Wassup, wassup! Same as it eva' was an den some my man!"
"Damn, boy! Your fro look fly! You slap yo'self some FrogaineŽ o' what?"

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Without VaselineŽ: adj. Describes an activity, situation or person which is highly invidious (usually emphasized when combined with an expletive); Abusive, irritating, unappealing or uncomfortable; Messed up

"Check dis out - I was hittin' the fancy stroll, coppin' a pimp walk when dis fine bitch come up lookin' like she out fo' wo'k. I say, 'Hey pretty Jay, if you down I goin' slap myself up a pro.' Hoochie mama eyeball me up-n-down and make the fugliest look I ever saw! Ho kept on walkin'..."
"That fucked wit'out VaselineŽ, my man."

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