Some BSB and other bands FUNNIESHey everyone, just wanted to warn ya that these have some explicit words or phrases! They are from mailin lists and webpages so I have not written any of the e.If anyone has a funny they would like to submit email me at cherie420@hotmail.com, THANKS! Enjoy.
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Part Uno
***Technician starts Cheesy All I Have To Give Convo Mix Music*** ***Nsync walk up first with sheets of paper in their hands*** Lance: Hi my name is Lance, and I like the type of girl who can love me for me, the type of girl who i can hold in muh arms and give her all that i have to give.. Kevin: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!!!! Lance: *sticks his tongue out at him* Mine now. Kevin: .... ***Chris steps up next*** Chris: Hi my name is Chris and i like the type of girl who can love me for me too! LOU: *slaps his forehead* CHRIS, can you be a bit more original?? Chris: Uh..I like the kind of girl that can look past my bad hairstyles, my ever growing weight problems, and my glasses... JC: *whispers* Damn I guess he'll be alone forever Chris: I HEARD THAT. ***Justin steps up next, then reads over his script*** Justin: What the hell is this?! I ain't reading this mushy piece of crap! LOU: *puts a gun to his head* READ IT!!!! Justin: HI MY NAME IS JUSTIN AND I LOVE THE KIND OF GIRL FOR WHO SHE IS, NOT WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE! I LOVE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH AND THEN DINNER AND DANCING, IF YOU'RE THAT KIND OF GIRL..YOU ARE GETTIN' ALL OF MY LOVE BABY. LOU: Good. NSYNC: ***Are giggling uncontrollably*** ***JC steps up next*** JC: Hi I'm JC, and I love the type of girl who can support me in my music and be there for me 100%, even when I totally ignore you and sleep all day when we should be socializing.
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Part Two
Kevin: Hi I'm Kevin and I really dont have anything to say now since LANCE took my friggin speech. ***Nick then steps up*** Nick: Hi I'm Nick Carter, and I like the type of girl that can .... uh what does this word say? Brian: Equally. Nick: Equally love me for what I do. No wait is it Who I am? AJ: *shoves Nick off* Just go sit down and have a cookie will you? Nick: Hmph. AJ: Yo my name is AJ, and I like the type of girl that will let me do things for her. Oh yeah if you are my girl, ill let you in on 10% of my crack and weed profits! ***Howie steps up*** Howie: *wink* Hi my name is Howie D *drool* and this is howie do it *wink, drool* I like the type of girl that will someday be my wife. *wink* She'll make me breakfast, lunch and dinner *drool* I want bacon and eggs, turkey, mashed potatoes, sausages, pie, cake and icecream- AJ: *Smashes Howie in the head with a battle ramm and he gets knocked out cold* Your turn Brian. Brian: Hi My name is Brian but you can call me B-Rok cuz ill be rokin your bed! ..I mean HOUSE. I like the kind of girl who is smart, and likes to go to school. AJ: Yeah whatever. Brian: Shut Up AJ I do so. AJ: mmhmm. Sure. Brian: SCREW YOU.
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Part Tres
***5ive then step up*** ***Abs steps forward** Abs: Allo my name is Abs and I like the type of girl who is beautiful not fat and has a lot of time to do nothing particular at all... ***Everyone looks at him** Abs:Aw shit sorry mates wrong paper....*crumples paper**ahem* Ok to start again...Allo my name is Abs and I like the type of girl who likes music..the type of girl that loves to dance and the type of girl who ... J:Abs Shut up already... Abs:Make me mate... **Abs and J start to fight** Ritchie: Guys come on now's not the place for that J & Abs: Shut Up ya fag! ***Abs & J continue to fight while Scott steps forward*** Scott:Hey pretty ladies...my name is Scott and unfortunately I don't like fans....I refuse to date them becuase I don't think they like me for me...so I really shouldn't be in this business should I? Hmm well...I think...I'm...gonna go home now.. ***Scott leaves*** AJ:Guess their 4our now huh? *snicker* ***Sean steps up*** Sean: ......... ***J slaps Sean out of the way*** Sean: ...... J: Hey all you fly honeyz in da house!! Justin: Yo Boy dat be how I talk stop it! J: Want me to come sit on you boy? Justin: No sir I'll sit down now and kindly leave you to your work...continue on... ***Justin sits down and turns white*** J:Now as I was saying Hey all you fly honeyz in da house my name is J not Jason or anything like dat J! I like an older girl maybe someone in their late 50's so when my career with these geeks runs out I got something to fall back on. So if you are old and got money come my way babay! ***Ritchie steps up*** Ritchie: Hi my name is Ritchie.... ***tape runs out*** Technician: Sorry guys that's it we're all out of tape... Ritchie:Wha? But I didn't get to go!!!
THE JENNY JONES SHOW WITH BRITNEY SPEARS AND CHRIS KIRKPATRICK JENNY: hi! today we have a group of people who came here to tell their crushes that they are head-over-heels in love with them. Lets meet our first guest. This is 27 y/o virgin Chris. chris is sitting down in a chair wearing Bongo strait-leg Overalls, a union bay tank and his hair is full of bouncy, white braids.
CHRIS: howdy’all
JENNY: Is it true that you have been stalking Justin Jeffre from 98*
CHRIS (in his high-pitched voice):yes, and I want the whole world to know
about it.
JENNY: do you think he has any idea.
CHRIS: I dont think so.....
JENNY: well, lets find out. Chris, go behind the door.
JUSTIN: is it Drew??? PLEASE let it be him!!! he’s sooo hot!
JENNY: umm ok, lets bring out your secret admirer
JUSTIN:Chris! OMG! its you!!!!!! AHHHHH
CHRIS: you know it.
JENNY: so Justin, do you have a problem with him liking you??
JUSTIN: no! hes so hot!!!
JENNY: we are gonna take a break and when we return, this young wannabe
pop-star reviels her crush.
COMERCIAL BREAK
JENNY: we are back. Say hello to Britney Spears.
BRITNEY: oh hi!! I am so glad to be here Jenny! so many wonderful things
are happening to me right now. I just-
JENNY: so britney, tell us, who is this “crush” of yours.
BRITNEY: Well, his name is Justin Timberlake and I make up rumors that we
are dating even though we arent and he hates me.
JENNY: ok, well, go behind the door.
JENNY: uhh, britney, its that way.
BRITNEY: huh? oh, ok!
JUSTIN: yo what up biotch!
JENNY: you are on public TV, please keep it clean.
JUSTIN: alrighty G, sorry bout dat.
BRITNEY: ahh!!! help me!!! I cant see anything!!!!!!!
JENNY: turn back on the light. and be quiet!!
BRITNEY: oh, ok.
JUSTIN: yo, G, what goin’ on in dis pad?
JENNY: what?
JENNY: well, do you know why you are here?
JUSTIN: no.
JENNY: well, there is a very “special” person who wants to meet you.
JUSTIN: who dat be?
JENNY: well, lets bring her out.
JENNY: I said, lets bring her out!
BRITNEY: you saved me!!! thank you!!!
JENNY: well???????
JUSTIN: what da fudge!! Is dis a joke?
JENNY: keep it clean, please!
JUSTIN: ahh! get da hell offa me you dirty dirty thang!
BRITNEY: why? I thought you liked me.
JUSTIN: I neva lilked you! you jus ruin’ my life and make up all deez
ruma’s
BRITNEY: but I just want us to be together.
JENNY: so britney, it looks like he doesnt have the same feelings for
you.
what are you gonna do now?
BRITNEY: well, I can always get with my cousin.
JENNY: umm, well thats our show. stay tuned for our next show “I went
from
geek to sheek”
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