"If Mariah comes I'll try not to stare a her tits."
"I feel like sex."
"Cat of nine tails. I like it kinky."
"Does anyone want a date?"
"We love Max Factor...they rule."
"Sorry there's no hot gossip! Next time I'll try and get a girl."
"We suck cos I smell so bad."
"Never...we're still shitting our pants. You're an idiot."
"I didn't call you a dickhead. In fact I love you."
"Daniel's gotta drain his shclong."
"We'll probably tattoo our bum cheeks."
"You'll be sitting in class and you'll LL, a lazy log. You just can't though...you gotta get your mind off of it. Think of your mom or something."
"I was thinking of becoming a gynecologist."
"Always thank your mum for giving you a dry bum!!"
"I worship John Bonham. But he's kind of dead."
"Inny bellybuttons rule!!!"
"Mr. Stay-at-Home-and-Don't-Have-A-Girlfriend!!!!"
"I'm just putting my opinion fourth, I think you're dumb!!"
"Darker music turns you into a hardcore motherfu*ker!!!!!"
"No one wants to go on a date with me. I'm so upset."
"Daydreams? Ah *laughs* chicks, big waves, and songs in my head."
"If anyone gets a big head, the other two will pile on him."
"We like plane food."
"Teenyboppers are mental."
"Oh, I'm sorry. I still want to be your friend."
"Why do you always have to be so deep and meaningful?"
"I'd say Christmas is every day of the year."
"Actually, I think I'm gonna go to Yale."
"One big heavy dude goin get out of the way or I'll break you!"
"We have no friends. Everyone hates us cos we smell so bad."
"Uh, you guys are making me sound horrible."
"That's where Led Zep played in the SONG REMAINS THE SAME video. I love that video. That's why it was such a thrill to be up there playing."
"Oh, shut up you geek."
"Daniel's just a horny camper."
"Hi my name is Ben Gillies and I enjoy watersports, skiing, and waterpolo."
"No it was too small for me. I think I need a Bigger cup size, you know?"
"Daniel Johns has the smallest left arm in history!"
"My mum snores."
"Americans are just like psycos. They run around in big circles and punch people and there's always a leader. There's like one big, heavy dude walking around and going,'Get out of the way, or I'll break you!'"
"I like girls. They make me feel funny. That's why I like Daniel, he's a femme, he makes me feel funny."
"I gave Daniel a black eye."
"I'm in touch with my feminine side."
"We aren't into all that fame shit, hype sucks a BIG one.,"
"We don't have any fans."
"Me and Chris try to play as tight as possible just to make it sound ballsy."
"I think Art's (Everclear) daughter could Daniel's ass!"
"Let's do a Michael Jackson cover."
"Don't say the F. word...it's rude."
"We'll just have a quick nap here."
"I've got a tat."
"Newcastle shafted us."
"My penis is pierced, just joking."
"Leave me alone Johnsie."
"The JLB sucks too!" (YOU GO BEN!!!"
"I'd do a show naked."
"What's an angel like you doing so far from heaven?"
"I'm naked!"
"We're just dumb bastards, that's all there is to it!"
"I'm in my bedroom." (OH GOD!!)
"I'm feeling good....I feel like sex."
"I'll go on a date with all of you!"
"This is the John Watson cybernet system."
"Ok.One time Chirs...did this striptease for Daniel...(laughs)...and afterwards they had sex."
"It gets kind of frustrating having so many good-looking girls in the country you live in."
"Ah, it's bloody freezing!"
"We hate listening to our music!"
"You know, we need our sleep cause we're umm, little boys."
"Shut up, please mum! I'm the one doing the bloody interview!"
"I like any woman. Older, younger. You know, a bit of variety. That's always good!!
"F*ck's a wonderful word. Mind you, sometimes girls don't like it. If you go on a date it can be a mistake to go 'f*ck, f*ck,f*ck' all the time.
"You get koalas crawling all over you!"
"Hot, sun, surf. That's how I descibe Australia."
"C'mon you fairy, I wanna go bungie jumping!"
"I held on. No way did I put my hands in the air!" (The Viper)
"We're gonna stick it out until we're 18, just incase the band's arse-end falls out." (Talking about staying in school...)
"We're still just three guys who get off on rocking out, and it's cool that we can get other people together to rock out with us now."
"Boxers. Definetly Boxers. Briefs are like, when you wear briefs its like someones got a hold of you 24 hours a day".
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