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  • "If Mariah comes I'll try not to stare a her tits."
  • "I feel like sex."
  • "Cat of nine tails. I like it kinky."
  • "Does anyone want a date?"
  • "We love Max Factor...they rule."
  • "Sorry there's no hot gossip! Next time I'll try and get a girl."
  • "We suck cos I smell so bad."
  • "Never...we're still shitting our pants. You're an idiot."
  • "I didn't call you a dickhead. In fact I love you."
  • "Daniel's gotta drain his shclong."
  • "We'll probably tattoo our bum cheeks."
  • "You'll be sitting in class and you'll LL, a lazy log. You just can't though...you gotta get your mind off of it. Think of your mom or something."
  • "I was thinking of becoming a gynecologist."
  • "Always thank your mum for giving you a dry bum!!"
  • "I worship John Bonham. But he's kind of dead."
  • "Inny bellybuttons rule!!!"
  • "Mr. Stay-at-Home-and-Don't-Have-A-Girlfriend!!!!"
  • "I'm just putting my opinion fourth, I think you're dumb!!"
  • "Darker music turns you into a hardcore motherfu*ker!!!!!"
  • "No one wants to go on a date with me. I'm so upset."
  • "Daydreams? Ah *laughs* chicks, big waves, and songs in my head."
  • "If anyone gets a big head, the other two will pile on him."
  • "We like plane food."
  • "Teenyboppers are mental."
  • "Oh, I'm sorry. I still want to be your friend."
  • "Why do you always have to be so deep and meaningful?"
  • "I'd say Christmas is every day of the year."
  • "Actually, I think I'm gonna go to Yale."
  • "One big heavy dude goin get out of the way or I'll break you!"
  • "We have no friends. Everyone hates us cos we smell so bad."
  • "Uh, you guys are making me sound horrible."
  • "That's where Led Zep played in the SONG REMAINS THE SAME video. I love that video. That's why it was such a thrill to be up there playing."
  • "Oh, shut up you geek."
  • "Daniel's just a horny camper."
  • "Hi my name is Ben Gillies and I enjoy watersports, skiing, and waterpolo."
  • "No it was too small for me. I think I need a Bigger cup size, you know?"
  • "Daniel Johns has the smallest left arm in history!"
  • "My mum snores."
  • "Americans are just like psycos. They run around in big circles and punch people and there's always a leader. There's like one big, heavy dude walking around and going,'Get out of the way, or I'll break you!'"
  • "I like girls. They make me feel funny. That's why I like Daniel, he's a femme, he makes me feel funny."
  • "I gave Daniel a black eye."
  • "I'm in touch with my feminine side."
  • "We aren't into all that fame shit, hype sucks a BIG one.,"
  • "We don't have any fans."
  • "Me and Chris try to play as tight as possible just to make it sound ballsy."
  • "I think Art's (Everclear) daughter could Daniel's ass!"
  • "Let's do a Michael Jackson cover."
  • "Don't say the F. word...it's rude."
  • "We'll just have a quick nap here."
  • "I've got a tat."
  • "Newcastle shafted us."
  • "My penis is pierced, just joking."
  • "Leave me alone Johnsie."
  • "The JLB sucks too!" (YOU GO BEN!!!"
  • "I'd do a show naked."
  • "What's an angel like you doing so far from heaven?"
  • "I'm naked!"
  • "We're just dumb bastards, that's all there is to it!"
  • "I'm in my bedroom." (OH GOD!!)
  • "I'm feeling good....I feel like sex."
  • "I'll go on a date with all of you!"
  • "This is the John Watson cybernet system."
  • "Ok.One time Chirs...did this striptease for Daniel...(laughs)...and afterwards they had sex."
  • "It gets kind of frustrating having so many good-looking girls in the country you live in."
  • "Ah, it's bloody freezing!"
  • "We hate listening to our music!"
  • "You know, we need our sleep cause we're umm, little boys."
  • "Shut up, please mum! I'm the one doing the bloody interview!"
  • "I like any woman. Older, younger. You know, a bit of variety. That's always good!!
  • "F*ck's a wonderful word. Mind you, sometimes girls don't like it. If you go on a date it can be a mistake to go 'f*ck, f*ck,f*ck' all the time.
  • "You get koalas crawling all over you!"
  • "Hot, sun, surf. That's how I descibe Australia."
  • "C'mon you fairy, I wanna go bungie jumping!"
  • "I held on. No way did I put my hands in the air!" (The Viper)
  • "We're gonna stick it out until we're 18, just incase the band's arse-end falls out." (Talking about staying in school...)
  • "We're still just three guys who get off on rocking out, and it's cool that we can get other people together to rock out with us now."
  • "Boxers. Definetly Boxers. Briefs are like, when you wear briefs its like someones got a hold of you 24 hours a day".

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