AAA.- From Pachuca Hidalgo, Arena la Aficion. Announcers: Arturo Rivera, Jesus Zuņiga and Andres 'Shiavone'Maroņas.This Arena la Aficion is pretty small, the problem is that the space between the ring and the rail is too short, about 4 feet or less. That is a big problem for the high flyers.
***Shiba, Apache and Hijo del Solitario vs Oscar Sevilla, Oscar Sevilla el Novillero and el Mexicano.-Shiba is a Japanese wrestler who started as a tecnico in AAA and turned rudo some time ago, el Mexicano returns after some months off, I guess he wasn't on Tv since September.
1.- Apache gets to the ring and runs to get Sevilla, but is thrown out of the ring, then, Sevilla slides kicks him and Apache goes over the rail, so Sevilla can nail him with a tope suicida! Sevilla keeps beating Apache, Hijo del Solitario arrives and Sagrada jr gets him in a Tope/Plancha before Hijo del Solitario can get into the ring! Some brawling and the end comes as el Mexicano pins Shiba.
2-3.- The tecnicos keep getting the better from the match, Sevilla continues dominating Apache, and delivers a side suplex, Apache reacts and bodyslams Sevilla, and goes to do a second rope springboard moonsault, Sevilla rolls out of the way... but Apache falls right on him, as the second rope turnbuckle breaks and Apache (unwillingly) takes a bump... then, Apache lifts Sevilla with a double arm underhook hold (similar to the Jaguar driver -at least in Tekken they call it that way), but then drops Sevilla forward. Sevilla recovers somehow and sends Apache out of the ring as the second rope is removed from the ring... Los rudos brawl and Apache puts Sevilla into a 'Tapatia Paseada (Lagunera?)', Blue Panther's creation which consists of putting someone into a Romero's Special, and then rolling all over the ring. In the final fall, the brawl continues, tecnicos react, once again, Sevilla nails Apache over the protective rail, but Shiba crucifix powerbombs Mexicano and pins him to get the fall and the match.
Vipers vs Blue 'Mr. Freeze' Demon jr, Ludxor, Rey Dragon and Parka jr.-No Batos Locos this time, hey, Y saw them before the Superbowl started!! What? Those were KISS? AAA set the 'mask vs mask' match with Rey Dragon vs Mosco II for the flip flop card, so then, they have to push the feud, since this match and more with those two guys are every where.
1.-Ludxor vs Hysteria and then Demon jr vs Maniaco start the match with some missed spots or unimportant stuff, the crowd was really cold there... until Parka jr enters and starts getting they guys into the match, he armdrags Mosco II from the ttb, and then fakes kicking his leg, Mosco tries to cover but Parka goes around and squeezes his butt!?!? Mosco then tries to do a side body block after spring boarding from the second rope, but Parka catches him and gently, rocks him a while, to then take him to the Viper's corner!! Psicosis and Demon enter the ring and they do their Felino/Warrior impersonation in the 'springboard missile kicks reversed into powerbomb' to end the fall, as Blue 'Iceberg' Demon jr pins the Viper's captain.
2.- Hystria (II) manages to control Parka jr a little with some kicks to the legs, but Parka is still on control, so Maniaco enters to help his teammate, but Parka can deal with both! So Mosco enters to put Parka into a Nelson hold, but Maniaco and Hysteria nail Mosco with double clotheslines when Parka moves away! The Psicosis gets some of the same, the Vipers finally get to kick Parka, but then whip him to the ropes and the 4 of them wait him to throw him over their shoulders, but Parka walks around them and slaps their butts!?!? They whip Parka again , he stops, he counts his foes... 1,2,3,4... so he just ducks as los Vipers start slapping him!! (Pretty funny stuff which doesn't come of in this reports, Parka jr is about 4/10ths as funny as the original, but that's quite a lot...), so the Viper's brawling is on, Psicosis lifts Parka in his shoulders so Hysteria and Maniaco bring Parka down with missile clotheslines from the ttb (la Freezer), and then they lift Demon jr so that Psicosis hits a senton on him, so the second fall is awarded to los Vipers.
3.- More brawling, until Parka reacts and now is tecnico brawling, later, los Vipers try the stuff they usually do with los Batos Locos, the quadruple roll ups pins, they four corner somersault pins (this time reversed by los tecnicos), Parka and Demon jr drop-kick Maniaco and Mosco out of the ring, then, they nail them with tope suicidas!! Parka jumped over the top rope. In the ring, Ludxor holds Hysteria, Rey Dragon hits him with missile kicks, and Ludxor German suplexes Hysteria, but can't hold him to the count, but Ludxor then connects a second rope springboard moonsault on Hysteria, to get the pin, while Rey Dragon delivers a ttb moonsault with twist over Psicosis to get the match.
Maroņas was orgasmic after Rey Dragon's spot, he said that none of los Vipers could ever dream to do something like that, I think Rivera was going to say that Hysteria could do some saults much more better... of course, this is not the same Hysteria... Actually, the sault was not that good, Zuņiga and Rivera trashed Rey Dragon b/c he landed on his knees before hitting the target. AAA wants to push Rey Dragon as the next big thing in lucha, but he still needs some work, at least he is a better aerial guy than Alebrije, and tries a lot of difficult stuff -but he misses a lot of those.
From Naulcalpan, Edo Mex.-
***Octagoncito, Peso and Parkita vs Mini Abismo Negro, Mini Psicosis and Mini the Killer.-Where is mini Miss Janeth? Last time I saw los minis, it looked as if Mini Psicosis was flirting with la Mini Monica Lewinsky of lucha... anyway, is nice to see los minis back in AAA TV!!
1-2.- Los mini rudos start beating the mini-mini tecnicos, this last for a short time, as soon Mini the Killer uses a Vadder bomb to pin Peso, as Mini Abismo uses a diving back drop on Parkita and Mini Psicosis hits a senton on Octagoncito. Parkita reacts and takes control of the fall with some tijeras (headsicsors) on Mini Psicosis, Peso follows suit against Mini the Killer, Mini the Killer ends up hitting Psicosis mini several times, so los mini Vipers tease a fight with Mini the Killer, Octagoncito starts doing his great stuff with a couple of 720š headsicsors on Mini Abismo, who ends in the floor, so Octagoncito nails him with a 720š tornillo - corkscrew!!!!! Peso and Parkita get pins on the other ruditos to get the fall count 1 for each team.
3.- The mini brawling goes on, Mini Psicosis grabs Peso by the mask and swings him for a while, later, Mini Abismo uses a giant swing on Parkita, Mini Abismo Negro goes for the pin, but Octagoncito makes the save, and delivers a rock bottom on Mini Abismo!! Mini Psicosis makes the save and then there are some more near pins... Octagoncito armdrags Mini Psicosis and then Mini the Killer out of the ring, then, he assists Parkita into a side plancha, but los ruditos catch him, so Octagoncito nails them all with an (Alda Moreno like) somersault plancha (it seems that Parkita takes most of the impact), in the ring, Mini Abismo fouls Peso and los mini tecnicos take the match.
Octagoncito might be the best acrobatic-aerial worker in AAA, heck, he even did a rock bottom!! I hope AAA starts showing this guys more often, most of them are waaaay better than their regular size counterparts.
Heavy Metal, Latin Lover, Octagon and Rey Dragon vs Abismo Negro, Cibernetico, Mosco II and Kick Boxer.-
1-2?.- Uneventful match, average at best, Heavy Metal faced Abismo most of the time, and los Vipers were not that cooperative with Kikcboxer, Latin Lover did his dancing stuff and that was about it, los Vipers ganged on Rey Dragon in the second fall, using a rope to choke him, eventually, los tecnicos react, Vipers take control again, until they start beating Kickboxer and los tecnicos take the match taking advantage of the confusion.
CMLL From Arena Coliseo.-Announcers-- Alfonso Morales, Leobardo Magadan and Javier 'Gusano' Yaņes.
***Arkangel, Karloff Lagarde and Violencia vs Astro Rey jr, Mascara Magica and Brazo de Oro.-The story here is Astro Rey jr vs Arkangel, it started OK, but now, I feel CMLL is taking too much time to do anything with those guys... the good news is that Torero said he isn't interested in Arkangel's championship anymore (he's too heavy now...
1-2-3.- Since they're feuding, Arkangel jumps on Astro jr before the bell rings, but then they take for ever to start the match, Arkangel doesn't want to fight Astro, at last, Brazo de Oro enters to wrestle Karlof, but soon he drop-kicks Arkangel out of the apron so that Astro Jr can perform a wild over the top tope suicida!!Back to the ring, los tecnicos have los rudos pinned, so the fall lasted about 5 minutes, with only 25 seconds of wrestling(that is, if you consider a drop-kicks, tope and ranas wrestling).In the second, Arkangel gets the fall after some powerbombs over Astro Rey jr. Arkangel keeps punishing Astro Rey jr for a while, there's even an 'Arkangel' chant from 'la ultra ruda', all three rudos brawl and seem to have the match under control, but Arkangel throws Astro over his head, Astro reverses into double missile kicks on the rudos, Arkangel was unaware of this, and is pinned before his teammates can return.
***Emilio Charles, Brazo de Plata and Olimpico vs Fuerza Guerrera, Villano III and Apolo Dantes.-
1-2.- Los rudos ambush los tecnicos, Fuerza Guerrera fights Olimpico before el tecnico can get rid of his cloak (?), besides the rudo brawling, there is nothing else to say as far as the first fall is concerned. Later, in the second fall, Fuerza Guerrera keeps attacking Olimpico, Charles starts the reaction by sending both Dantes and Villano to the floor, he slides to the apron, and Fuerza tries a senton, but Emilio moves away, then covers Fuerza, so los rudos try to hit him, but they connect on Guerrera!! The rudos tease a fight between them, while 'la ultra ruda' says 'take it easy man, it's nothing' or something like that. Next, Fuerza does his 'I'm your best buddy in the world and it breaks my heart you don't want to shake hands...' stuff, but even with that, Olimpico gains control of the match, the end comes with Super Porky doing a plancha on Dantes, while Villano submits to a Charles armbar, Fuerza Guerrera goes to his knees in his classic begging!!
3.- Los tecnicos have the command of the match now, and they continue doing some usual lucha stuff, like powerbombs (the ones in which they hold opponents leg, half-power bomb?) and crabs, with some saves, then, Olimpico and Emilio began using Porky's gut as a lethal weapon by flinging him toward los rudos. They keep going for a short time, Olimpico and Fuerza keep working their feud out, Super Porky tries a plancha from the apron on Villano III, but Villano moves out and Porky falls on his belly (no, the Colombian earthquake was not caused by this), pretty hilarious segment courtesy of Porky's bump and Magadan's and Morale's comments, in the ring, Fuerza Guerrera reverses a rana into a powerbomb on Olimpico and then uses a half crab (looked like a side-tequila sunrise) to force Olimpico submit as los rudos win the match.
***Ultimo Guerrero, Satanico and Rey Bucanero vs Ringo Mendoza, Tony Rivera and Mr Aguila.- Well, that was the card, but Ringo Mendoza was said to be unable to work (?) and Super Porky ended there.
1.- Los rudos start with some moderate brawling, Tony Rivera is attacked by Satanico, while Rey B goes after Porky and Ultimo Guerrero and Mr Aguila remember their feud. Things are even, with Brazo de Plata doing some gut shots, Ultimo is armdragged from the ttb by Rivera and pinned, Rey B got there to make the save, but he just stood there waiting for Aguila to hit the somersault bodyblock, Satanico tried a victory roll on Porky, but the butt drop prevented that as los tecnicos take the first fall.
2.- Mr Aguila starts doing some of his acrobatic offense on Rey Bucanero (since Papi Chulo is rudo in SA, shouldn't he and Rey B be friends?), then B de Plata does some fat guy stuff on Satanico, Rey B uses his size advantage to overpower Tony Rivera and take him to 'la esquina del dolor', and soon los rudos are brawling and taking the fall.3.- It seems Tony vs Satanico will be the next feud in CMLL, so Satanico keeps attacking him, with timely support from Ultimo and Rey B when Rivera manages to react, next, los rudos start outnumbering los tecnicos, Aguila reacts, and after Ultimo takes his missed-corner-splash bump and goes to the floor, Aguila nails Guerrero with an over the top flip spin drop (not quite a 'tornillo'), in the ring, B de Plata starts gut shoting everyone, including Rivera, Satanico and Rey B make Porky quit, it seems that Aguila was counted out or something, as los rudos have been awarded with the match.
***Los Dinamitas vs Mr Niebla, Tinieblas jr and Shocker.-
123.-Pretty bad, the first fall is all Dinamitas, with punches, kicks, holding a tecnico, slaps, elbowdrops, kicks, slaps, kicks, Cien Caras holds Tinieblitas, but he dodges and is hit by his brothers and all of the sudden, los tecnicos win the first fall, same stuff in the second but with no reaction, as los Dinamitas take the fall, even more of the same in the last fall. At last, Mr Niebla uses his cartwheel flip with reverse tope to send Mascara out of the ring, so he can nail him with an over the top diving tope, Universo follows with a tope between the second and top rope, in turn, Shocker goes over the third rope with a flip body block, so Tinieblas jr and Cien Caras are the only luchadors in the ring... soon Carmelo lowblows Tinieblas, while the referees were checking up the luchadors down in the floor, so Carmelo takes the match. Even worse, it seems next week will have the same match in a 'revancha en superlibre'. At the end, los Dinamitas even argued with Dr Morales, and I thought he was going to accept HE IS Tinieblas...
