THe DiRTMouND
Infinity

Freddy vs. Jason

By SAINTJOHNER

We start with the New Line logo.Then we slowly come into the Crystal Lake Research facility while the credits roll.(I just like the idea of a fast start)

(Then we cut to feet walking down a white floor.We raise the shot to slowly reveal a man ,looking very much like a doctor/scientist.He walks a little longer ,then stops in front of a steel door.He goes in his pocket ,and removes a card key.After he uses it ,a computer voice says "Good morning Doctor Simon.".We then enter a room that is full of activity.In the center of it we have a cage housing a Ginny pig.)

Dr John Simon:
So? What's your progress?

(A heavy set man in his 50's approaches.)

Man:
Well we've tried every thing to figure out his secret....Maybe his blood has some properties we know nothing about.

(Cut to Ginny pig)

Man:
We've injected it in him.

Dr John Simon:
Ok ,I guess the appropriate test would be to do this.

(He takes a scalpel ,opens the cage and runs it threw the Ginny.)

(A short wait ,and nothing)

Dr John Simon:
Nothing.We can......

(Their attention is shown to be diverted to the cage)

(Cut to an effect of the Ginny retuning to life ,and its wounds healing.)

Dr John Simon:
God dam!....I knew it had to be something!

(We cut to the Ginny moving in the cage like nothing happened.)

Dr John Simon:
Ok people lets try this on something larger ,then take are results to Washington.

(We move around the room slowly,till we come to the source of what they've been working with.It is several jars of various body parts ,submerged in alcohol.As we go down the line we stop with a severed head with a hockey mask on it.)
(We cut to a shot of the night sky.Then slowly pan down to a house in a suburban street that could be anywhere in the world.Then we cut to a bedroom ,and someone having trouble sleeping in it.We go into what she is dreaming about.Maggie from Freddy's Dead is walking in a dark tunnel ,when she hears a raspy voice call her name.The voice then breaks out in manic laughter.

Maggie:
It can't be you.

(Freddy breaks through the side wall ,and holds her against the other.)

Freddy:
Who else do you think it is you stupid bitch!...Has your daddy taught you anything?

(He puts a knifed finger to her throat.)

Freddy:
That fucking stunt you pulled been done dear.

(He reaches back with his bare hand,and slaps her to the ground.)

Freddy:
Sure I'm not at my best out there ,but kill me?...Not going to happen!

(Maggie gets up.She begins to run ,but a cage lands in her path.)

Freddy:
Now wait just a minute.Aren't we having a reunion here.

(Freddy then reaches up ,and slashes her hand off)

Maggie:
Ahhhhhh!

(She falls against the cage.)

Freddy:
See?....Now isn't this toughing?

(He then slashes the other hand off)

Maggie:
ahhhhhh!

(She then looks at him defiantly)

Maggie:
Fuck you...Dad.

Freddy:
Your welcome ha ha...It was so great of you being my blood ,and all... helping me out of that dead town....But you see there were no grand plains for you.

(He reaches up and does the famous Freddy clang of the glove.)

Freddy:
You were an accident!

(He plunges the glove right into her face.)

Freddy:
Look out world...Here comes Freddy!

(He turns ,and walks down the tunnel disappearing in the shadows.)

(Cut to Doctor Simon sitting in his office.We hear a knock at the door.)

Dr John Simon:
Get in here!

(In walks an attractive woman.Any will do I guess.)

Dr John Simon:
Tracy.Great day or what?

Tracy:
For you ,or me?

(She sits in the chair in front)

Dr John Simon:
Is that how you used to study those psychotics back at Yale?How did they respond?

Tracy:
They were easy compared to you...But I like a challenge...So why did we build a place like this in a run down old town anyway?

(Dr Simon gets up ,and walks to the window)

Dr John Simon:
Were here to study everything about Crystal Lake.The environment ,the effect its had on the locals over the years ,and.....

Tracy:
Jason Voorhees himself?

Dr John Simon:
Yes

Tracy:
Remember when we thought it was the lake that gave him his abilities?

Dr John Simon:
Yes ,but we discovered that he didn't even need to have a body to kill his way out of one of are labs...and across the Country.

(He sits back down.)

Tracy:
Ending here...then nothing....nobody even wants to talk about it.

Dr John Simon:
Who can blame them...Even changed the name of the town at one time.

Tracy:
So John how are the head aches?Any worse?

Dr John Simon:
Well I do have a tumor in my head the size of a thimble Tracy...But don't worry I'm fine..This work is to important to stop now.

Tracy:
I hope your not thinking about injecting yourself with his blood do you?...Sure it works on a rodent ,but a human....

Dr John Simon:
Tracy you know I'm smarter then that...More tests will be done...I'm not on my death bed yet.

(She gets up to leave)

Tracy:
See you out there then.

Dr John Simon:
Ok ,just give me a second here.

(she leaves the room)

(Dr Simon opens his desk drawer to reveal a syringe)

Dr John Simon:
Sorry,I lied....It's now or never with me...Tests be dammed.

(He then puts the needle in his arm)

(cut to a 19 year old girl walking in the woods.She has a video camera ,and is running it.She spots the Crystal Lake Research Facility ,and is heading for it.The next cut is her entering it.The room is full of dogs with to heads ,cats with no eyes.The basic mad scientist stuff she would fear it would be.She is then grabbed from behind.She jumps ahead and turns around to see Freddy Kruger in front of her.He points his clawed hand to her surroundings.)

Freddy:
Just like in the movies....go figure!

(Then out of nowhere a giant rat jumps on top of her.She wakes up in a van of eight people screaming.)

Tim:
Fuck!

(The surprised driver ,skids back and forth ,but regains control)

Tim:
Lisa what is it!?

(She looks disorientated)

Lisa:
I don't know...must of been the burrito I ate last night.

(Tim a 19 year old ,Coverboy type replies)

Tim:
Ya ...right....So are we on that right road here guys?

(Stacie the 18 year old tom boy type looks at a map and answers.)

Stacie:
Your going the right way....five more miles.

(Cut to Pat ,an overweight 18 year old.)

Pat:
Some shit must be going down out there.Putting this place in the same woods that a killer has gone threw ,you must be hiding something...how many animals are they cutting up?

(Cut to Tammy.A cute 19 year old checking the camera.)

Tammy:
Probably that cloning shit...But this baby here will catch it all....Kate ,Jimmy you....

(Cut to Kate ,and Jimmy in a make out session in the back.)

(Tammy leans over to Tim)

Tammy:
They're enjoying the trip.

Tim:
Yes looks that way...Lisa get over here!

Lisa:
Ya right...I would but you might have an accident.

(Tammy looks over at Tom ,he's looking a little nervous.)

Tammy:
Tom what's the problem?

(He turns and stares at her)

Tom:
You guys think this is a good idea?What if this Jason guy is still there?

Tammy:
The fucking Government is there.What kind of idiot would still be around?...It will be fun...just like it was area 51.

(Kate ,and Jimmy stop making out to respond)

Jimmy:
If this fucking Jason is like bigfoot we could film him ,and sell the tape to Ripley's believe It or not.

(He breaks into laughter)

Kate:
Ya right I can read it now...Eight kids disappear in the woods...Their footage is found five years later.

(She laughs too)

Tom:
Oh that's a good one.(sarcasm)

Lisa:
There is nothing that's going to happen...were just here for something new...just fucking around.

Jimmy:
Oh fuck around...orgy!

Tammy:
Shut up Jimmy!

Jimmy:
Oh lighten up people....maybe Stacie's into it then...me ,and Kate are willing.

(Kate slaps him on the shoulder)

Stacie:
In your dreams.

Jimmy:
Love you too.

Tim:
Me,and Lisa are one on one..ok Jimmy?

Jimmy:
What ever Tim.

(He takes a drink from a whisky bottle ,and passes it to Kate.)

Lisa:
You going to be conscious when we get there?

Jimmy:
I can drink you all under the table.

(A sign comes into view.)

Tim:
Good a sign... finally.

(We cut to the van passing the sign.)

(Nightfall.Dr Simon is entering his room.he Looks tired.)

Dr John Simon:
I guess I get tired like a human...somehow I don't picture Jason like this.

(He lays back ,and shuts his eyes.)

(The van enters the town.It stops ,and they get out.)

Jimmy:
Hey aren't we checking out the woods first?

Tim:
Come on man ,its 2:00 in the am....lets all check in ,and go to bed..We want to be up in the morning.

Jimmy:
Later guys! Come on Kate!

(Kate follows.She has the bottle of whisky in hand.)

Tammy:
Have fun.

Kate:
We will.

(Lisa hugs Tim from behind.)

Lisa:
Well are we turning in or not?

(Tim turns and plants a big kiss on her.He then faces her and smiles.)

Tim:
Sure...best offer I've got tonight.

(They head in ,and the clerk is staring)

Stacie:
What?

Pat:
ya what is it?

Clerk:
Nothing...Thought I've seen you before.

Stacie:
No you haven't....room keys!

Clerk:
right here...enjoy your stay.

(They walk up stairs ,and Tom is still looking nervous.Pat notices.)

Pat:
Tom what now?

Tom:
Did you see how she looked at us?...like we were next or something?

Pat:
Oh bullshit man...nothing is going to happen to us.this place is to hot for a killer now...everyone knows about it.

Tom:
I hope so...Jimmy ,and Kate...

Pat:
Will be fine!

(They each go into there respective rooms.)

(We cut to Jimmy ,and Kate who are staggering through the woods.)

Jimmy:
The most frightening land mark in the world babe!....what do ya think?

Kate:
Looks like woods to me ,what's the big deal?

Jimmy:
But we could find the bodies that didn't turn up.

Kate:
The only body I want right now is yours.

(She stagers into his arms)

Jimmy:
Same here.

(They fall to the ground and begin to make out.The sound of snoring is then heard.Jimmy looks down to see that Kate has passed out.)

Jimmy:
Shit Kate!

(Jimmy walks a few yards away to take a piss.After finishing he hears a noise.)

Jimmy:
Who's there?!

(nothing)

Jimmy:
Jason?....ha ha.

(He goes to walk over to Kate when out of the blue a huge figure jumps out in front of him.It could only be recognized as Jason Voorhees.He runs ,and after a few yards bumps into a tree,and lands on his back.We see from his perspective Jason ,with a bolder raised over his head.He brings it down ,and we hear the crunch.)

(Kate wakes up ,and gets to her feet.She grabs a tree to stay that way.)

Kate:
Jimmy were the fuck are you?!

(She looks around.)

Kate:
Don't tell me he fucking left me out here.

(As she moves forward some more she sees someone laying in the distance.)

Kate:
Get up Jimmy I'm not carrying you back!

(As she gets closer ,she sees that Jimmy's head has been replaced by a bolder ,and brain matter ,and broken bones are splattered around him.She screams ,and turns to run ,but runs into Jason.He grabs her by the hair ,and with one punch puts a fist threw her chest.He takes a few seconds to look at his work,then moves on into the woods.)

(Morning.Lisa ,and Tim are asleep in their motel room.A bang on the door wakes them.)

Tim:
What!

(a voice comes through the door.)

Stacie:
Wake up for god sakes ,it's 10 am!

Tim:
Keep your pants on!...Lets go Lisa.

(Lisa gets out of bed for the inevitable nude scene.)

Lisa:
Give me a minute to jump in the shower.

Tim:
Ok.

(He leaves to the sound of the water running.And enters the lobby.He notices everyone but Jimmy ,and Kate.

Tim:
Were are they?

Pat:
Sleeping it off ,I take it.

Tim:
Not for long.

(He heads to the door of their room ,and knocks loudly.)

Tim:
Come on guys...get up!

(After a short wait he opens the door to see a room with an unused bed.)

Tim:
Shit.

(Tim walks out ,and heads down to the lobby,everyone knows something is wrong from the look on his face.)

Tim:
There still out in the woods....I don't like this they were drinking pretty heavily.

Tammy:
what should we do...get the cops?

Tim:
Maybe look around a little ourselves.

Tom:
No way!...I'm getting a bad vibe off of this!

Stacy:
Fine then don't go!

Tom:
Don't say I didn't worn you!

(He walks a pissed off walk back in the motel)

Tim:
Ok lets go...there probably passed out in front of the nearest tree...lets hope their clothed.

(They go into the woods)

(we cut to John Simon entering the lab.)

John Simon:
Good morning everybody.

(He notices something is not right by the looks on their faces.)

John Simon:
What?

(Tracy comes forward.)

Tracy:
John...The body's gone.

(we get a look of shock on John's face.)

John Simon:
That can't happen...who was on duty?!!!

Tracy:
I meant that all we have left are ashes...it just disintegrated.

John Simon:
lets find out what happened here ,get to work!

(John brings his fist down on a table.The table shatters to peaces.Everyone stops ,and looks.John stares at his hand ,shocked himself at the power of the blow ,and the rage he felt.)

(cut to night ,and the kids are shown returning)

Stacy:
We have to tell the cops.

Tim:
Agreed lets go

(We cut to them walking into the old rundown station.An unshaved man in a faded police uniform ,is sitting there.)

Stacie:
We'd like to report someone missing

Tammy:
yes a......

Sheriff:
I swear you kids are fucking dumber everytime I see you.

Stacie:
What the fuck is your problem?!!

(the group holds her back.The sheriff just laughs)

Sheriff:
sometimes I think you just come here to die.Don't you know are history.You party here you die..simple.

Tim:
Listen all were here for is help..are friends were really drunk....

sheriff:
They're dead.Nothing can change that...accept it... we have.

Pat:
What kind of freak job town is this we...

Sheriff:
We can't stop him!!! we tried!!!!!...Now go home if you want to live!!

Tammy:
So that's it. You're going to do nothing?

sheriff:
Go!!You think we need a Sheriff here anymore?!!...who would be stupid enough to come here?..just you!!

Stacie:
Lets get the fuck out of here!!

(we cut to them stepping out the front door.)

(Then we cut to john Simon sitting in his room ,reading.we hear a knock.)

John Simon:
Come in!

(In walks Tracy.)

Tracy:
You did it didn't you.

(He looks at her blankly)

John Simon:
Yes

Tracy:
Why?

(Out of the blue he jumps up with knife in hand ,and decapitates her)

John Simon:
I don't have to tell you.

(He slowly walks to the closet trance like ,and opens it to reveal the hockeymask from Jason's body.When he places it up to his face it magically melds too his face.He turns and leaves the room.)

(cut to two Doctors walking the hall)

Doctor 1:
Did you see how insane Simon was acting today?..What an asshole.

Doctor 2:
Yes

(They keep walking until two big hands grab them from behind.Its "Simon Jason".They are dragged into a room with a sign that says "chemical agents".He throws Doctor 1 into a wall ,and knocks him out.He grabs a test tube ,and shoves it down Doctor 2's throat.As he chokes ,he screams as well.The chemical in it is burning his flesh ,and his skin is falling off as he slumps to the ground as a pile of flesh.Doctor 1 wakes up to find a barrel on top of him marked "explosive ,handle with care."POV shot of "Simon Jason" holding an ax.)

Doctor 1:
Noooooooo!!!

(He brings the ax down.Then we cut to the outside ,and see the whole place go up.)

(Cut to Tim and Lisa sitting in their motel room.)

Lisa:
What can we do if this pace is so fucked up?

Tim:
We can leave town tomorrow...get the big boys down here.

Lisa:
Sounds good to me...lets at least try to sleep tonight.

(They get into bed.)

(cut to Tom tossing ,and turning in his bed.We go into his dream.He's walking into the woods.He jumps as he sees a figure come at him.a girl runs into him.He immediately recognizes her as Tammy.

Dream Tammy:
You were right Tom!...he killed everyone..look at my arm!

(Her right arm looks to be cut off.)

Tom:
Fuck!

(He jumps back)

Tammy:
Help me!

(shot of Tammy as Jason appears behind her "like pinhead did to Kristy in Hellraiser 1".He raises a knife and chops hear head off.Cut to the head rolling to tom's feet ,as we raise to his shocked face.He turns to run but Jason is always in front "think nightmare 1 of Freddy chasing Tina".The third time he terns to face the hockey mask ,it is removed to reveal Freddy's face.

Freddy:
This guy is straight slash! no wit at all!

Tom:
who the fuck are you!?

Freddy:
oh?not who you were expecting?..lets talk about it on the lake.

(Cut to them teleporting to a canoe on a lake .darkness is all around them.

Freddy:
Now isn't this nice

(he puts his finger on his head like he forgot something.)

Freddy:
But let me add something.

(He snaps his fingers ,and flames shoot up all around them.)

Freddy:
That's better!

(Out of the blue rotted burning hands shoot out ,and grab on too Tom.He screams ,and Freddy laughs as they pull him in.)

Freddy:
Take it from me ,that's refreshing.

(cut to Tim ,and Lisa)

Lisa:
What's that?

Tim:
Come on!

(They get up ,and run into the hall.cut to smoke coming from the door of Tom's room.)

Lisa:
Tom!

(They run over.Tim grabs the knob, but its hot.he covers his and opens the door revealing a room of flames.)

Lisa:
Tom!

(She tries to go in ,but Tim holds her back.)

Tim:
No ,he's dead! there's nothing we can do!

(The others appear in the hall)

Tim:
Come on lets get out of here!

(They run to the exit ,and open it to reveal Jason standing there."take it he was driven out of the woods by a forest fire".He raises the ax at the the closest person ,who is Pat ,and splits his head in half.)

Stacie:
Get the fuck back!

(She picks up a chair ,and hits Jason from behind as it shatters.He turns, stares at her ,then just twists her head off.)

Tim:
Run!

(Tammy ,Tim ,and Lisa run to the back room.But Tammy trips over a chair.Jason is there in a flash.He starts hacking her again ,and again with the ax.Tim ,and Lisa are already out the window.They run knocking on door after door with no one answering.They keep running until Jason comes out in front of then.Just as he is about to land the killing blow he stops grabs his head as if having a head ach.Tim ,and Lisa take this Tim to get away.Jason falls on his back and is still.We then cut to the war that is about to go on in his head.Freddy is holding the soul of John Simon ,the real owner of the body.We go widen out to see Jason ,and Freddy standing show down style.

Freddy:
So your the guy this town is so afraid of...well when they meet me they forgot all about you.

(Jason cocks his head)

Freddy:
You have no one left to kill anymore..what will you do with yourself?

(Jason comes at Freddy with a purpose.Freddy then throws Dr Simon aside ,and the fight is on.Jason grabs Freddy by the neck ,and Freddy returns the favor.Then Jason's eye shows shock.All of a sudden Jason has his hands around his mothers throat.

Mom:
Jason what are you doing!

(he lets go.)

Mom:
Such a bad boy..after all the trouble..of me killing for you..I've had it!

(suddenly mom has the Freddy claws ,and slashes Jason's chest.He looks down ,then looks up to see Freddy laughing at him.A knife appears in his hand.)

Freddy:
what are you going to do with that ...I cant be killed.

(Jason then stabs him in the chest.Freddy looks at the wound,then up at Jason.

Freddy:
you hurt me?..how?

(Jason then lops off his head ,and its over.)

John Simon:
hold it!I want my life back get out of here now!

(Jason looks at him cocks his head then lobs his head off.We then cut back to the real world.Jason sits up with his new body unbound as he walks back into the woods.)

THE END