I got a tell from my cousin Maeple, an officer of the Flowers. I was told to sail to Fadwyer, the land of the fair, immortal Elves and the little crotchbiters, Dwarves and Gnomes. If you are ever fishing, bring one of these guys in case you run out of bait. Fish WILL bite, as long as your gnome/dwarf friend is prepared properly.
So, I went to the docks of my home of Freeport. Now, just when I was peacefully stringing a dwarf's leg to my fishing line, some Dark Elf decided I shouldn't be there.
NOTE: 'Meatwhistle fades away' means she gated in time. Too bad.
Soon enough, I stowed away in the ship's contraband room. There was plenty to do in there, unmentionable at this time. After a while, I felt safe enough to watch the waves splash and feel the boat rock over and over and over and ov... BLEEAAARGH! Sorry.
Soon enough, I reach my destination of the Butcherblock Mountains. The Dwarves greeted me with enthusiam not seen since the Amish Motocycling Convention of '99.
Surprisingly, a few dwarves did try to attack me. Newts attempted to thwart me at every turn in my Quest to reach the Flower for the Quest of Find-the-Officer. I pointed this out to Maeple, the officer, while dropping subtle hints about my character in the process.
Well, I reached Felwithe, home of the High Elves, I received the most important message of my life.
Hooray!
