aLl AbOuT EmILy

Hi, I'm Emily. You must be pretty bored if you want to read about lil ol' me.

I really don't know where to start. I'm a chick. I'm a freshman in college with very limited 'puter knowledge. It's growing though... I can burn cd's now...and I finally have my own bitchin 'puter. It's a little thing that I put together myself..it has an AMD-K6-450..that's all you need to know. I really like Tori Amos.

If you want more Tori pictures just visit My Tori Website. I also really like the band Cake. I don't have a Cake website, but they have a good one at this place. Oh yeah, I use to run a Horticulture Club ! (HI HORT CLUB...YOU ROCK!) Visit my page about the Hort Club. I am currently studying horticulture at the University of Illinois. Later I plan on getting my masters in agriculture education. I like Champaign Urbana a lot. It can be boring...but I believe that the place you live in always becomes boring at some point or another. You just have to learn how to enjoy what you have. Granted, I'm also just plain thrilled to be out of Naperville. I wish I didn't have to go back this summer. I also worked at Jewel (a super market). It wasn't as bad as it sounds cause I worked in the floral department. I also was a cashier occasionally but I HATED IT WITH A PASSION! I'm glad I'm not there anymore, but I have to return for holidays and the summer. (Which makes me want to die.) I also am now working at a florist on campus which thrills me to death. I forgot how fun work could be. A fun little tidbit is I got to live every employees dream! I got to watch my Jewel get reduced to a pile of rubble HAHAHAHAHA! Hopefully I will post pictures soon.

JEWEL!!!!

So I have finally graduated high school. I don't understand the big deal. Everyone is all excited for me but I really don't know why. I went to school cause the government and my parents forced me. The entire things was sorta a letdown. Very anticlimatic. Oh well..I'm glad to be done.

Now that I'm actually at college I realize everything is anticlimatic. People prep so long for college and then I get here and it was nothing. No big change. My family isn't here, but I never saw them anyway. I do miss my dog, cat and car though...a lot. Sorry mom if you see this. I miss my friends too...cause I used to see them every day. But I live with one of my best friends...so I never get homesick. Not that anyone reading this cares...

If you interested go to this page to read about me selling (actually leasing) my soul.

The school year is soon to be over and sadly I really don't think I've learned much. Granted SCHOOL has taught me things, but I don't really know if I've learned any life lessons. Oh well....I really don't want to leave school though. I'm afraid to. I'm not sure why.
More about me later

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE OUT OF DOG TREATS?!

My silly Puppy

Good Quotes

"Keep me moist...and fertilize me once a month." -Becky

"Me & Emily'd be sitting in bed...uh oh she's mastrubating again." -Becky

"Get in my bed, you twat!"

"Get in my bed you wench"

"If you love something let it go and if it doesn't return hunt it down and kill it."

"Only you can prevent forest fires."

"The accomplishments of mankind thus far: 1.We can kill each other 2.We can make beer."

"You fly like a Faggot." -for Becky

"Spooooooooooooooooooooon!"

"Clowns will eat you at any chance they get so always be weary."-Krispy Fry

"Can't sleep, Clown'll eat me...Can't sleep, Clown'll eat me."-Bart Simpson

"Licorice is the liver of candy."-Micheal O'Donoghue

"Bananas are a waste of time. After you skin them and throw the bone away, there's nothing left to eat."-Cliff Arquette

"To get the best results, you must talk to your vegetables."-Prince Charles

"Seriously, if I were lost in some remote place, I'd want my badger with me."

"But Arthur, being with my Dad is better then living in a pit." -Buster from the Arthur TV show on PBS

"Don't let your mind wander; it's too small to go out alone." -Julie Reiss

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?" -Julie Reiss

"I cannot live without books."-Thomas Jefferson

"As a child, I had two copies of each of my favorite books: one for the bathtub and one for dry land."-Kate Guess

"Why ever did I wake up!" he cried. "I was having such beautiful dreams."- J.R.R. Tolkien

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My Favorite CD's

EMILY'S IMPORTANT NEWS!

11/19/99 I haven't failed out of college yet...go me!

9/24/99 I have been at college over a month...scary

I graduate 6/6/99...scary.

I'm going to college....scary.

Bill Clinton is the leader of our country...scary.

I have a poetry page coming soon...it's actually up but very badly done. If you want to visit go here.

The new Tori video will be released on Nov 17...Don't Forget!

Lion King II and Gone with the Wind are now on video (10/27)

My Birthday was Friday Oct 23!

I had my first Orchestra concert of the year 10/20!

> Alexis M. moved Sunday (10/25) to New York! Be Sad! :(

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