1)"Hey Paul! Are you getting shorter or something?"
2)"Hey Adam! Can I bum a #$%^%$ smoke off of ya?"
3)"Uh...um...ah...DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
4)"Oh excuse me ma'am...oh God..::squints:: Brian?"
5)"Hey Rob! I was the one at the concert with the laser pointer!! Pretty cool, huh?"
6)"Would you mind signing this?" (pulling out a Tabitha's Secret CD)
7)"You know Kyle? You really need to shave! You look like my Uncle Fred, and that's NOT a good thing!"
8)"Aren't you the guys from Third Eye Blind??"
9)"Don't you sing that song, oh wait how does that go? Um, woohoo?"
10) "You know Rob now that I think about it...you match the description of the guy who mugged my grandma! So..tell me...what were you doing last Tuesday at 8 p.m.?"
11) "Psst Paul..come here...closer...closer...a little closer...BOO!!!!"
12) "Joey, you hear the voices too? Thank God! I thought I was the only one...do the voices tell you to burn stuff too?"
13) "Adam, do you know how hard it is to find your address on the internet? There are like a million Gaynors out there!"
14) "I love you guys! I have ALL your cd's! What? Oh, I know you only have one album...I mean I have ALL your cd's!" ::pulls out a YOSLY cd from bag, then another, then another, then ten more fall out...::
15) "Wow Brian...looks like you got a little fuzz on your chin...I bet that took, like two months to grow!"
16) "Oh...this is YOUR tour bus? No...I..just thought it was mine..yeah...that's it...no I wasn't going to hide in your bus...uh.." ::runs::
17) "Adam, do you want to meet my puppy dog? Her name is Big Bertha...yup a huge Doberman! Why are you sneezing? Wow, look at that rash!"
18) "Kyle, you know I think you would make a great ballerina!"
19) "You know how hard it was to meet you?! I had to hop that fence, drug two security guards, and crawl through that water pipe! Sheesh!"
20) "Can you sign my poster? And this picture? And this magazine? And this slip of paper? Oooo and this hat!! Wait..and this leaf I found on the ground? Annddd...could you sign this TV Guide? Wait now for pictures! Ok pose for me...come on pout those lips!"
21) "What ::twitch:: do you mean ::twitch, twitch:: I'm twitching?"
22) "Uh...Paul...I didn't want to tell ya this but..your fly is um...well you better check it.."
