Story #1
Part 1:(submitted by Joan)
One day the matchsticks decided to tour Graceland. For those of you who don't know, it's the mansion where Elvis Presley lived. The boys are all happy because they have a day off and get to do something fun. They get to Graceland around 9 a.m., get their tickets, and then go to wait for the tram to take them over to the mansion. When they get to the mansion, immediately Brian says, "I have to go to the bathroom." Adam points him to the public restrooms, but Brian is determined to use a bathroom Elvis had once used. So Brian wonders off while so far the rest of the guys are following the tour guide. The guide is showing them around when Paul spots a room with Elvis' old attire. When he thinks no one is looking, he ducks into the room determined to try the clothes on. When Rob sees Elvis' bedroom, he decides he has to try out the bed. So as the tour moved on, Rob stays behind in the bedroom. "So, this is the bed the King slept in eh?" Rob said as he proceeded to jump on the bed. Just then, Rob hears someone coming and ducks under the covers. A security gaurd comes in and sees a lupm under the covers and says, "Uh, this is a restricted area, I'm going to have to ask you to leave." Without thinking, Rob quickly replies in his best Elvis voice, "You can't kick the King out of his own bed! But Thank you, thank you very much for trying to give me some peace and quiet."
Part 2:(submitted by zindo)
As Rob layed under the covers, listening to the guard yell at him, he wondered what he would do. As the guard went into the hall to gather up more security, Rob jumped out of the bed. However, the covers were still tangeled around him, and he couldn't see the wall as he crashed into it head on. To his shock, the wall he fell against opened up and turned into a passage way! Without thinking, Rob runs into the passage. Meanwhile, Brian is lost somewhere on the third floor, still looking for Elvis's bathroom. He walks into a room, thinking it's a bathroom, but in fact it's a room chock full of junk food. As Brian closed the door to the room behind him, Paul, who was really cooking with his white leisure suit on, swished on by. He was getting a little too much into character, and he was holding a black wig. Adam, the only one who stays with the tour guide, is wondering where everyone else is, and as he ponders he hears a voice coming from somewhere in the room he is in...the only thing he can make out clearly is "Give me a hunka hunka burning love."
Part 3: (submitted by Sarah)
Back in the room full of junk food, Brian is stuffing himself when he
remembers he REALLY has to go! So he leaves the room just as three security
gaurds run by yelling somethig about a guy tangled in Elvis's sheets. Since
Brian knows enought not to go running towards the cops, he starts walking the
other way. Sudenly the wall to his left swings open, yes it litally swings
open, on hinges, and out pops Rob. He says, "Brian! you got to come see
this!" and yanks him into the wall. As they travel down a dark passage way
Rob says, "I've found proof that not only was Elvis actually kidnapped by
extraterstrials, he was one too!" Now, at this Brian stops dead in his tracks
which is a stupid thing to do because the floor is slipery and he ends up fall
flat on his face. When he finnaly picks himself up he says, "Come on! You're
pulling my chain. I'm going back, I really have to find a bathroom!"
All of a sudden Brian is knocked over AGAIN when Paul runs into him. After
they both pick themselves up Paul, still decked out in his Elvis threads,
says, "Hey, you know, you guys really out to close the secret entrances after
you go in them. An open wall is kinda hard to miss if you know what I mean.
By the way, any of you guys seen Kyle?"
Back with the tour group, Adam is getting really concerned. The tour is
almost over and he has no idea where the rest of the band is. He decides that
he has had his fill of Elvis and goes looking for them. Even though Paul
ratted on Rob for not closing the wall, he too had neglected to shut the
secret passage. Adam chances along it and says to himself, "It would be just
like them to get themselves stuck in a secret passage. I'd better go in after
them." He does remember to shut the wall on his way down for unlike the other
three, he wasn't brought up in a barn!
He finds the others arguing over closing walls and bathrooms and Kyle and
aliens and Elvis. This is all very confusing to Adam who has no idea what is
going on. He finnaly gets them all to shut up and tell him what they've been
up to. When Rob gets to the part about the aliens Adam nearly falls down
laughing. Rob is fed up with all this ridicule and shouts, "Fine! don't
belive me! But I'm going back there and you are all coming with me and I'm
going to prove that I AM RIGHT!!"
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