Idiot Test Answers
Answers:
1. yes (they also have a 3rd of july, a 2nd of july, etc.)
2. one per year
3. all months have (at least) 28 days
4. the begger is the woman's sister
5. because he is living
6. 6 (3 per side)
7. no; the man would be dead
8. they are not playing each other
9. 70 (30 divided by 1/2 is 60)
10. white (the bear would be a polar bear because the house must be at the north pole)
11. 2 (you just took 2 apples)
12. a fifty cent piece and a nickle (one is not a nickel, but the other one is)
13. light the match first
14. half way (then he would be running out)
15. one hour (take one, wait half an hour, take another, wait half an hour, then take the last one)
16. 9 (all BUT 9 die)
17. none (Moses was not on the ark)
18. he weighs meat
19. 12
20. Bill Clinton
Scoring:
20 Correct - Genius
17 Correct - Above Normal
15 Correct - Normal
8 Correct - Nincompoop
6 Correct - Moron
3 Correct - Idiot