ACTUAL CHURCH BULLETINS
* The 1997Spring Council retreat will be hell May 10 & 11.
* Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
* The ladies of the church have cast-off clothing of every kind
and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
* Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
* The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing
campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge - Now Up Yours."
* A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church.
It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
* Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian
Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
* The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who
enjoys sinning to join the choir.
* At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
* Irving Beltson and Jessie were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship.
* The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All
ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S.
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