"I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah

Where it bubbles all the time

Like a giant carbonated soda

S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

I asked him his name

And in a raspy voice he said Yoda

Y-O-D-A, Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen

A guy who looks like a muppet

But he's wrinkled and green

Oh my Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

Oh my Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Now, I left home just a week before

And I never ever been a Jedi before

But Obi-Wan he set me straight of course

He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Now, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben

So it looks I'm gonna start all over again

With my Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

So I used the force

I picked up a box

I lifted some rocks

And I stood on my head

But I won't forget what Yoda said, he said

"Luke, stay away from the darker side

And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide"

Oh my Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed

But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed

Oh my Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess

So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess

But I know that I'll be coming back some day

I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey

The long-term contract I had to sign

Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time

With my Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda..."

-Wierd Al Yankovich