The Annoy Page
Cartoon Law I:
Any body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of it's
situation.
Cartoon Law II:
Any body in motion will tend to remain in motion until solid matter
intervenes suddenly.
Cartoon Law III:
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming
to it's perimeter.
Cartoon Law IV:
The time required for an object to fall twenty stories is greater than or
equal to the time it takes for whoever knocked it off the ledge to spiral
down twenty flights to attempt to capture it unbroken.
Such an object is inevitably priceless, the attempt to catch it
inevitably unsuccessful.
Cartoon Law V:
All principles of gravity are negated by fear.
Cartoon Law VI:
As speed increases, objects can be in several places at once.
Cartoon Law VII:
Certain bodies can pass through solid walls painted to resemble tunnel
entrances, others cannot.
Cartoon Law VIII:
A violent rearrangement of feline matter is impermanent.
Corollary: A cat will assume the shape of it's container.
Cartoon Law IX:
Everything falls faster than an anvil.
Cartoon Law X:
For every vengeance there is an equal and opposite revengeance.
Cartoon Law Amendment A:
A sharp object will always propel a character upaward.
Cartoon Law Amendment B:
The laws of object permanence are nullified for 'cool' characters.
Cartoon Law Amendent C:
Gravity is transmitted by slow moving waves of large wavelength.
Cartoon Law Amendment D:
Explosive weapons cannot cause fatal injuries. They merely turn
characters temporarily black and smoky.
Cartoon Law Amendment E:
Dynamite is spontaneoulsy generated in "C-spaces" (spaces in which
cartoon laws hold).
This process is analagous to steady-state theories of the universe which
postulate that the tensions involved in maintaining a space would cause
the creation of hydrogen from nothing. Dynamite quanta are quite large
(stick sized) and unstable (lit). Such quanta are attracted to psychic
forces generated by feelings of distress in cool characters (see
amendment B which may be a special case of this law), who are able to use
said quanta to their advantage. One may imagine C-spaces where all
matter and energy result from primal masses of dynamite exploding.
A big bang indeed.
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