Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and
everyone you send "his" email to $1000? How fucking stupid are you?
Ooooh,looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get
laid
by every Victoria's Secret model in the catalog! What a bunch of
bullshit.
So basically, this message is a big FUCK YOU to all the people out
there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail
forwards.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my
apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain
which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by
midget pilgrims of the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000,
it'll
be in the Guinness Book of World Records for longest continuous streak
of
blatant stupidity. Fuck them. If you're going to forward something, at
least
send something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of
your
closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will
somehow receive a nickel from some "omniscient being" forwards about 90
times. I don't fucking care! Show a little intelligence and think about
what
you're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are
it's
your own unpopularity.
P.S. Please forward this letter to at least 50 of your best friends!