Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Those who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Learn to masturbate...come in handy.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Woman who screw on hill, not on level.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Virgin like balloon. One prick...all gone!
Man who stick dick in peanut butter is...fucking nuts!
Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot....very unsanitary!
Woman who fly airplane upside down have crack-up!
Squirrel lay on rock and crack nut...Man lay on crack and rock nut!
Man who walks into airport sideways is going to Bangkok!
Man who slides on ice...dumb as puck.
Man who want dreams to come true...must not oversleep.
Frogs have it easy...they can eat whatever bugs them.
Girl should not date basketball player...he dribbles before he shoots!
Couple who make love in cemetary fucking close to death.
Man who fishes in another man's well may catch crabs.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak.
Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.
Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honourable discharge.
Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
He who run behind bus get exhausted.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Shallow woman like man with short temper.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.