How To Impress...

...a Woman:
  • Compliment her,
  • cuddle her,
  • kiss her,
  • love her,
  • tease her,
  • comfort her,
  • protect her,
  • hug her,
  • hold her,
  • listen to her,
  • care for her,
  • stand by her,
  • support her,
  • buy flowers for her,
  • go to the ends of the earth for her...

    ...a Man:

  • Show up naked.
  • Bring beer.

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