SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that I have your attention, on to the rest of my page.

Well, now you've done it. You've found my page. You know what that means, don't you? That means that you've somehow managed to breach the fabric of time and space, to come here, and see what I have to think about stuff. Great. Just great. I hope you can enjoy your stay here, knowing full well that reality as we know it has changed for the worse. Well, as long as you're here, sign the guest book, so I know who to blame for the end of the world. Oh, and feel free to sign my friends guest books, too. I'm sure they'd appreciate it.

DEAL WITH IT.

YOUR INPUT IS VITAL TO THIS PAGE. I CAN'T UPDATE UNTIL I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. PLEASE MAIL ME, OR SIGN MY GUEST BOOK WITH SUGGESTIONS. THANK YOU.