UFO Cover Ups (courtesy of Jason Quinn)

Here we go. Everybodie's favorite subject when it comes to theories of govern- ment cover ups. Yes, the mighty UFO. This versetile little craft has been spot- ted since biblical times, and maybe before that. Crafts of differing shapes coming from outter space. Little green men, or tall, lanky, bug-eyed dudes coming out to greet man-kind and bring us good tidings. Malarky! I say that the aliens are here for purposes not quite what we might think of them. Ever since people have been seeing the UFO's they've also said they've been abducted. Are they lying? Maybe, you can never really prove it, but then that's why these are called theories. Everywhere in tabloid newspapers there's a new frightfully horrific and unbelievable story of alien problems as told by some redneck farmer's wife. I do not put any faith at all in the validity of these story. I also think that any woman saying an alien got her pregnant just doesn't want anyone to know it was actually her brother or something.

Still, people do get abducted or at least I believe so, and that leads us to the question: What do they abduct us for? If you ask me, it's for the experiments, aliens want to see what make us tick. It's not such a far fletched idea, considering humans have dissected every form of life on the earth thrice over, even ourselves. Supposedly through the marvals of medical technology we can do anything, and yet we can't even tell yet why it is that people turn gay, or cure cancer or anything that we'd really like to know. Instead we turn out diet pills and pills that help one thing while killing another. Also on the whole, our brains are a huge mystery to us. So why would it be impossible for aliens to want to examine us? I'll admit it's not the most interesting thing to do, but it's there none the less.

I do not believe every UFO theory out there, even ones that seem too good to be true, usually aren't. For example, a while back, about seven or so years, there was a huge buzz about a triangle shaped UFO that the military were hiding and secretly flying. Then about three years later the government declassified the Stealth calss of fighters and bombers. Now, some of you would say, they put out the Stealths as a cover-up for their actual UFO testing. I don't believe this to be true at all. Keep in mind that the U.S. government is a lying secretive, paranoid, and reactive institution. They probably didn't want their new secret weapon againt the dreaded "Commies" to get out for fear of being beaten at their own game.

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