mc face (tom green)
yo check this out,
this is a little bit of a problem that i got,
uh had and it's all but its a little bit on the strange
let me tell you a little story about my ride
about my car
about the engine that is inside my car
you see the muffler is broke
it seems like it got torck
but really it's a joke
the problem isn't noise, but the smoke
the flows inside my cockpit making people choke
and worse see it
the fumes are poisones gasses
doing much worse than fogging up your glasses
my girlfriend fell asleep
we were sitting in her driveway listen to a beat
i guess it was about 15 minutes when
i started feeling woozy
i asked her what's with it
well
she didn't make a peep
and i started realizing that maybe she wasn't asleep
could this be something more drastic?
like micheal jacksons nose being made of friggen plastic
the situation was very extreame
it apeared my little lady had turned into hasbeen
so i slapped her in the face
and it wasn't because i'm a violent man
i thought it would wake her up
and then it didn't wake her up
and i realized that something was up
should i call the cops?
my girlfriend died from carbon monoxide
what should i do
my girlfriend died
ohhh no no no no
my girlfriend died from carbon monoxide
what should i do
my girlfriend died
la la la la la la la
i won't go 5 0
that might get messy
i went and grabbed a shovel
felt like joe pechi
made the decision to go to the wilderness
left my windows down because i'm feeling it
i didn't want those fumes to make me die
cool breeze in my face keeping me alive
i never buried a body before
but when you bury a body make sure the body's dead
and that's when my girlfriend she said
ohh that cool breeze feels good blowing on my flobing
head
and then i realized i'd made a mistake
my girl was never dead
she was just not awake
and
she said why you got a shovel in your hand
and i said i was gonna bury you in the sand
and she said you were gonna bury me in the woods
and i said uh yeah uh sorry i know thats not good
my girlfriend died from carbon monoxide
i saw ya dead
my girlfriend died
what ya gonna do when your girlfriend d d
my girlfriend died from carbon monoxide
i saw ya dead