Rugby Paradise
Fall 1996 - Composed By: Kimhoolio and DJ Spazzy Spaz

As I walk to the pitch in my cool pink and blue
I look at my teammates and realize they know what to do
'Cause we've been ruckin' and scrummin' so long
That even my coach thinks that nothin' could go wrong

I ain't never hit a chick that didn't deserve it
Runnin' by me with the ball you know that's unheard of
Ya better watch out your scrummin' and where your runnin'
'Cause when I knock you down you'll see stars and hear hummin'

With Laura, the best coach, and the scrummies in the scrum
The backs all lined up, there's a game to be won
We're the kind of ruggers with lots and lots of class
But not too much cause we don't mind kickin' ass

Been spendin' most my time playin' in a rugby paradise
Ruck, scrum, and scoring tries in a rugby paradise
Been spendin' most my time playin' in a rugby paradise
Shot the boot once or twice in a rugby paradise...

I love the situation they got me facin'
Fifteen bitches between me and the ball that I'm chasin
So I gotta get down with my scrummies
Pushin' with our butts low we win with ease

I'm an educated rugger with beer on my mind
I got my can in my hand and a keg by my side
I'm a low down rugger ruck settin' bitch
And my homies bind on and kick you right off the pitch

The try zone lies just a heartbeat away
You better watch out'cause we're here to play
I'm in the game now but will I live to see my butt score
The way things are goin' that's for sure

Tell me why do we love rugby
The game, the friends, the party

Been spendin' most my time playin' in a rugby paradise
Ruck, scrum, and scoring tries in a rugby paradise
Been spendin' most my time playin' in a rugby paradise
I got bruised once or twice in a rugby paradise...

Scrummin' and ruckin', ruckin' and a scrummin'
Shovin' and pushin', pushin' and shovin'
Everybody's runnin' but half of them ain't lookin'
What's goin' on on the pitch? Ya know we got somethin' cookin'

They say I got to learn and Laura's here to teach me
If I run really fast, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess I'll run, touch it down, another try, fool

Been spendin' most my time playin' in a rugby paradise
Ruck, scrum, and scoring tries in a rugby paradise
Been spendin' most my time playin' in a rugby paradise
Been rucked on once or twice in a rugby paradise...

Tell me why do we love rugby
The game the friends, the party

Tell me why do we love rugby
The game the friends, the party