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Hello! It's nice to see you all again. Welcome to my latest lecture! This one is on the 5 types of guy. No before you shake your head and say but Jess there are more than 5 types. Let me tell you there are just 5. Some guys are a mixture but mostly five is the number. Guys are as a species not to bright. If you've dated, have a brother or a guy friend you know that girls can basically make guys do anything. Think of a guy as a lump of clay. It's our job to mold him into what he should be. So stick around and listen carefully..... |
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Type 1: The Jock (Also known as Mr Popularity, Pretty Boy, Prom King)
Perfect Example of this is Will Simmions!
you know he's a Jock If: He wears his letterman jacket with pride. His food of choice are tacos. He remembers all stats of every sport imaginable to man yet he can't remember your anniversary. His idea of a dream date is watching the superbowl.
Why date one? Dating a jock will make your popularity soar. You'll feel pride knowing your man won the game. You'll meet a ton of people.
Drawbacks of dating: Broken dates because of Football practice, Baseball practice, BasketBall Practice, He needs to excercise. Watch game to get pointers. Not only that but jocks are notrious for spreading untrue rumors (HELLO WILL!) and they generally are not too bright this resulting from numerous injuries! How to change him : Remind him that your important too! Never ever let his sport of choice become more important than you if this happens kick him to the curb! |
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Type 2: The Rebel (Also known as The Poet, The Musician, the guy with the motorcycle, Cell Mate 98765)
Perfect Example of this is my sister's current obession Conner Mcdermott !
you know he's a Rebel If: He shows up late to school just to make a point. He looks at you without seeing you. He's had more girlfriends than you've had underwear
Why date one? Dating a rebel is exciting. Knowing that he belongs to you. That you've tamed him.
Drawbacks of dating: Warning some rebels don't change. While the majority can be changed by a smart girl some rebels are meant to remain a lone and untamed. How to change him Always remember that when a guy rebels it's because no one has shown interest in who HE IS so he feels that is the only way to get attention. Don't come on too strong and always have a strong sense of who you are. He'll respect you for it!
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Type 3: The Comedian (Also known as That Guy in Class Who Cracks Jokes,The Class Clown)
Perfect Example of this is the guy everyone loves Andy Marsden !
you know he's a Comedian If: Wherever he is laughter is there. He always has a smile on his face. His temper is like non existant
Why date one? Dating a comedian is fun! He'll keep you laughing with his observations. You'll always have fun and never know what to expect from him.
Drawbacks of dating: When you want to have a serious conversation they'll try to crack jokes! Nothing is more annoying than this.
How to change him Most comedian's joke around because there insecure. If you plan on getting serious with this guy make sure he knows he doesn't have to entertain you 24/7. Let him know that sometimes it's okay just to talk!
Type 4: The Older Guy (Also known as The Guy With the Bank account, The College Guy,)
Perfect Example of this is Tia's Man Angel Desmond !
you know he's a Older Guy if He can handle just talking, He's got his own place, He walks you to your front door and just stares into your eyes!
Why date one? Dating an older guy (I mean like 2 years depending on your age and his) is an experiance that is always nice. Older guys tend to be more mature. He'll listen to you. Also he's learned from his past mistakes and is unlikely to repeat them.
Drawbacks of dating: He's older which mena either your parents will feak or he'll expect more than your willing to give!
How to change him An older guy is well older if he wants to go farther than your willing to tell him NO. If he calls you immature or whatever than he really isn't worth your time
Type 5: Mr. Dependable (Also known as The Guy your parents love,Your Best Friend, Mr. Hardworking!)
Perfect Example of this is my current love Jeremy Aames !
you know he's Mr. Dependable If: He shows up to pick you up right on time. He remebers holidays and your birthdays. He's made it a point to become like a part of your family.
Why date one? Dating a dependable guy may change you for life! This guy is my fav while he's not perfect he's the closest thing to it!
Drawbacks of dating: After awhile he may bore you to death How to change him Make sure he realizes that you need excitement! Guys are slow and what may feel like a rut to you is a great time to him!
| Now Remember Some guys can be combo's. They can be Reliable and Older. They can be a Rebel and a Comedian but for all these 3 basic rules apply!!! 1. Never Forget Who YOU are! don't ever let a guy no matter how fine he is tell you what to do, wear, think or speak! 2. Don't Think That Life is Perfect! Remember your guy is not perfect so don't expect him to be. Don't play the guessing game with him. Always Tell him what you feel and why 3.Always know that if something is meant to be it just is!Don't force a situation. Don't throw yourself at any guy be subtle. Always keep your cool. If the guy doesn't notice you well than he isn't worth your time! |  |
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~Grace~
