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Jessica said to Will "Great, Will. You know, I was ready to be friends with you, but I can't take this. I need you to give me some space here. You're gonna have to stop playing stalker."
Jessica said to Will "You are such a liar, Will. You are a cheating, using liar. Go back to your girlfriend. If she'll put up with you cheating on her, she must need a boyfriend in the worst way. I'd rather kiss the toilet bowl in the locker room than kiss you ever again." A conversation About Will Maria "Yeah, and what's up with the baseball hat? I mean, hello? Doesn't he know that constant hat wearing promotes baldness?" Jessica "Seriously?" Elizabeth "Yeah! You know he's going to end up with a beer gut, a double chin, a bald spot, and a bad polyester suit, chopping on some gross cigar and telling everyone at his life insurance firm that he was a huge star in high school" Maria "And you know Melissa will be cracking the whip the entire time. Will, bring home some diapers for our four bratty, spoiled kids, Mel, Melinda, Melanie and Melissa Junior, and don't forget to pick up my clothes at the dry cleaner and-" Elizabeth "Honey? Uh, Melissa? Melissa, sweetie? Could I please relieve my bladder now? Melissa? Would it be all right if I exhale?" Angel said to Will "You liked Jessica but you didn't have the guts to break up with Melissa. So you cheated on her. Then you didn't have the guts to stand up to Melissa, So you let her trash Jessica, AND now you don't have the guts to either help Jessica or break up with Melissa. Yep, it's all about you being gutless." Jessica said to Will "Are you out of your mind? after what you two did to me, you expect me to go out with you? Do you really think a few presents and some chessy poetry are going to make me forget the whole school was calling me a slut?" Tia said about Will "His girlfriend just got out of the hospital and he starts hitting on the person she hates most? I'm sorry, The guy has got no class." |
