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Will "Tell me you left something behind for her. You know like blue dye in her shampoo or shaving cream in her shoes"
Jessica "Where were you two days ago when I had time to plan something like that?"

Page 7
Jessica "What are you a Boy Scout?"
Will "Always be prepared"

Page 50
Jessica "Your the one avoiding all the lines on the floor. Afraid of breaking your mothers back?"
Andy "It's step on a crack break your mother's back. I just do this to keep myself entertained when I 'm in boring company."

Page 51
Jessica "I don't know once I start eating stuff like that, I can't stop. I guess I don't have any willpower. What?"
Andy "Oh, I don't know. Willpower was that a Freudian slip or what?"

Page 71
Jessica "You know what? I think my French book is calling my name"
Tia "Are you sure that's not Will?"

Page 86-87
Tia "Hey, You see the way Ken's looking at Maria?"
Jessica "Yeah"
Tia "Well that's the way Will looks at you!"

Page 91
Tia "Angel honey no offense but your a guy"

Page 107
Conner " Or maybe I should just drink more often so it won't affect me as much. The Mom and I could go to Betty Ford together."

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Liz " Jeez, Jess, Will's been sitting there alone for ten minutes. No wonder your friends don't visit more often."

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Jessica "I should have people over for dinner more often"
Will " So that's why you invited me to get out of doing dishes."
Jessica "It's definitely a perk"