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Conner "Your dad kind lost it
Elizabeth "You've always had a gift for understatement"

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Elizabeth "I was grounded when they caught me, so I'm basically dead"
Conner "Your such a renegade"

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Jessica "I'm really sorry I'm late."
Corey "Ally was just talking about cruel punishments she's going to institute for chronic lateness. Caning, whipping, firing squad, things like that"

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Elizabeth "You make it sound like a funeral or something"
Conner "No, I know. I didn't mean it like that.I would just rather go on a date...alone."
Elizabeth "You mean by yourself?"

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Tia "No offense Andy...but isn't it a little late for this not-so-new-years's-resolution?"
Andy "It's never too late."
Tia "Is that right?"
Andy "Damn Skippy!"
Tia "What does that even mean?"
andy "I don't know. It just came out. Think I could get a scholarship for coining catch phrases?"

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Tia" You know my imagination has been running wild with Angel off at college. When I see a couple going at it like that, I immediatly picture Angel doing the same thing with some gorgeous college. girl. Or even worse, two gorgeous college girls."
Andy "Yeah, thats more like it."

Andy "And look over here. Thats somewhere between the funky chicken and the I wanna sex you up dance."

Pg. 158
Tia "That's sweet of you. But your his friend, and no offense, but you haven't exactly experienced what its like to have hundreds of cute, smart females throwing themselves at you."
Andy "Great. Thanks for the confidence booster."